American Odyssey II

In the summer of 1939, on the eve of the greatest military conflict the world has ever seen, 16-year-old Jack Newkirk drove a battered Harley-Davidson motorcycle across America. After serving honorably in the Pacific, Jack returned to raise his family in Evergreen, Colo. More than six decades later, his son, John, resolved to recreate his father’s journey and find the innocence the country surrendered so long ago.

atlasA meticulous man, John prepared meticulously. Scouring eBay, he obtained a 1939 State Farm road atlas and a collection of 66-year-old state road maps. He carefully studied the histories of the 1939 World’s Fairs, exhaustively cataloguing their visions, their compositions and their objectives. He amassed hours of music – American, European, Japanese – that had been popular on the eve of the 40s and became thoroughly, remarkably versed in the social, economic and political conditions that existed in America and the world during the golden summer of 1939. He intended to make the journey as authentic as 21st century realities permitted.

Allowances had to be made, of course – his riding gear was new. For his trip, John collected a pair of thick leather chaps, stout leather boots and a heavy leather jacket. If the heat became oppressive, he would switch out the jacket with a leather vest. In place of goggles, he bought a strong, visored helmet and instead of army blankets he obtained modern outdoor gear.

pandaBadgeWhile his jacket offered excellent protection against a fall on rough asphalt, it was also emblazoned with patches, like talismans to invite good luck on his way, or give perceptive passersby clues to his mission. On one shoulder was a circular patch bearing the likeness of a panda, the unit badge of Scarsdale Jack’s Flying Tiger squadron. On his other was a patch depicting a sphere and obelisk, symbolic representations of the dreamlike Trylon and Perisphere, mysterious and cultic to most in this day and age, but weighted with meaning for John. Another simply directed “Honor Thy Father and Mother.” Thus armored, he began looking for a Hog.

Had it been remotely possible, John would have tracked down his dad’s original 1930 Raspberry, but instead had to make a last accommodation to progress. He saw an ad placed by a Denver contractor with a Harley that he didn’t really want to sell. That fellow, apparently, owned a boat, a jeep and a motorcycle and his wife decided three was a crowd. John offered him $19,000 for the machine and, glumly, the man took it. Jack became the owner of a 2003, 100th Anniversary Edition black and silver Harley-Davidson Road King Classic motorcycle. He dubbed it the Blackberry because of its color and because it didn’t hurl insults as it motored along.

2003_harley_davidson_flhri_road_king_classic_in_canandaigua_ny_100411242105669467John’s plan needed some tweaking before it was road-ready. For starters, 5,000 miles on the back of a bike would strain the constitutions of men much younger than Jack. Father and son would, therefore, meet on the road and ride together for only a portion of the crossing. In addition, circumstances and personal goals made following Jack’s route in reverse advantageous, so John would start in San Francisco and head east toward Corona Park. Finally, because John had personal and professional responsibilities that would have made 19-year-old Jack shiver, John would make the trip in stages, parking the bike at wide intervals, briefly returning to Evergreen, and taking off again.

The last bit of preparation John undertook was to wire his jacket for sound. He meant to record the long trek for his family, and he found an ingenious way to do it. He hid a pair of microphones (Bike-raphones, he called them) inside hollowed out buttons attached to the lapels of his illustrated jacket, with cords running down to a small digital recorder in his pocket. By this expedient, he could maintain an easy verbal log of the trip and capture the unaffected wit and wisdom of the Americans he met.

On the morning of Tuesday, July 12, 2005, the Newkirk family rose early. John had hoped to get off at dawn, but his father arrived and made pancakes and sausages for everyone. Then, after breakfast, his daughters Mandy, 5, and Katie, 3, became deeply involved in polishing the chrome on daddy’s motorcycle. They knew something exciting was happening, but couldn’t have understood the morning’s deep currents. At 7:30 a.m., John climbed aboard the Blackberry and the engine rumbled to life. With a last hug and a wave, he pointed his front tire west, continuing an epic journey that began 66 years before.

nevada1John made 450 miles the first day, more than a third of the way to San Francisco. His current leg was a ferry trip; he’d drop off the Blackberry, return to Evergreen and return in a couple weeks to start the ride in earnest. For authenticity’s sake, he stuck to two-lane highway whenever possible, which was pretty much always. He also started employing the American Biker’s Salute – a vaguely Romanesque gesture involving striking and pointing – whenever meeting another two-wheeler. Cruising along Highway 50 through Utah and Nevada, the temperature pushed 130 degrees and squadrons of Mormon crickets swarmed on the shimmering asphalt.

Arriving in San Francisco four days later, John’s first stop was Pier 33, the great cement launching pad for countless soldiers and sailors bound for Pacific battlegrounds. Standing before the pier’s massive concrete façade, John felt triumphant. His father had shipped from here, as had Scarsdale Jack, venturing over the blue horizon to green islands stained red with blood.

We won, John thought. The Emperor’s men did their level best to destroy all the American forces in the vast Pacific and, faced with American resolve, failed utterly. They’d managed to kill Scarsdale Jack, but not before he’d made a profitable accounting against them. They’d tried in vain to kill his dad, but Jack Newkirk and his comrades had proven more than the equal of their enemies. Standing in the bright sunshine, a warm ocean breeze washing over him, John felt a powerful confusion of anger, elation, satisfaction and superiority. We won, you bastards.

Pier33Unexpectedly, there were a number of limousines and media vehicles parked near the entrance to Pier 33, and John decided to investigate. As he approached, a policeman moved to head him off. Dressed in dusty, leather road gear, John wasn’t expecting a warm reception and his misgivings deepened when he saw that the officer was Asian-American. This is a private event, the cop said, you’ll have to move along. When John explained that he’d come a long way to visit his father’s embarkation point, the officer considered for just a moment before waving him in.

On the other side of the pier, a group of Japanese monks was assembled – old men, mostly, dressed in robes and solemnly praying. They stood, heads bowed, in front of a shielded vessel containing a small flame that traced its fire back to the inferno that engulfed Hiroshima in 1945. A few of the holy men were survivors of that holocaust, and they’d come to America on a mission of hope. It was from Pier 33 that the components of the nuclear bomb that erased Hiroshima had started their voyage to Japan, and it was from Pier 33 that the monks would escort the flame on foot to Trinity Site near Alamogordo, N.M. – ground zero of the world’s first nuclear detonation – where it would be extinguished, eloquently expressing their hope that the threat of atomic arms will one day end.

One of the Hiroshima survivors addressed the crowd, offering prayers, not only for the Japanese dead, but also for the Americans who died in the war. He didn’t chastise the United States for using nuclear weapons, and he didn’t excuse Japan for its responsibility in igniting the war. He merely implored all people – leaders and citizens, alike – to reject the hatred and intolerance that killed millions on both sides of the ocean and recognize their common humanity.

As he spoke, one of the monks lifted his head and caught John’s eye and smiled a warm, genuine, welcoming smile. It seemed to John almost as if the old man knew his thoughts, sensed his hostility and understood it and asked him to let it go. To John, it was like a dash of ice-water. His righteous anger bled instantly away, leaving him contrite and faintly ashamed. Those men, he saw, were not the enemy; negative attitudes, preconceptions and stereotypes were. Clinging to resentments left over from a war that ended a half-century ago served no purpose but to demean the sacrifices made in the pursuit of peace.

Chastened, John climbed aboard his bike and rumbled slowly back down the waterfront, past a forest of lofty gantries and cranes busily hoisting mountains of cargo. To sea, enormous freighters plied the bay’s calm water in a stately stream of commerce, decks piled high with goods from around the globe.

treasure_island1Treasure Island is desolate, now, betraying no sign of its former celebrity. A sizeable naval facility was established there during World War II but decommissioned years ago and, as far as John could see, everything had been abandoned in place. Dirt, rust and disorder were all that remained of the Golden Gate of 1939. He set out from Treasure Island on July 16, the Blackberry freshly serviced and the breadth of America in front of him. Reversing his dad’s course, he headed north into Oregon and then swung east, following the mighty Columbia into the nation’s heart.

Using his vintage State Farm atlas, John sought to travel only roads his father had ridden in 1939, a surprisingly difficult proposition. While many of the old routes are still in service, others have been rerouted to meet new demographic demands, some have been replaced by interstate highways and still others have simply been abandoned to decay. More than once, while tooling along a modern stretch of highway, John discerned a vague fold in the ground that tracked off into the prairie and recognized it as the weed-choked remnant of the original route his father had used. More than once, spying the rusted hulk of a mighty iron bridge that led nowhere except into the past, he realized that his father had crossed the ruin 66 years ago. Still, by careful planning, creativity and intrepid nature, John managed to stay remarkably true to John Sr.’s itinerary.

Once, stopping for the evening, John fell into conversation with an elderly widow working an information desk. The two chatted easily and the woman was astonished and delighted to learn about his grand quest. In parting, John asked if she knew of a place where he could erect his tent for the night. A lawn, a park, a parking lot – anywhere he wouldn’t be rousted would suit him just fine, he said. She wouldn’t hear of it, and insisted he come stay in her guest room. He enjoyed a soft bed, that night, and a hot breakfast in the morning.

Wherever possible, John kept his speed to 43 mph, the point at which his father’s machine became more-than-ordinarily hazardous. Frustrating at first, he soon found the slower pace enabled him to experience the landscape more completely, to contemplate the lush pastures, shady river bends and quiet hamlets along the way instead of roaring past in a blur. America, he saw, really is beautiful. Purple mountains are majestic, and the Columbia River is certainly mighty, but the tranquil countryside, far removed from airports and strip malls, had an almost magical appeal. The vastness, the richness of his country was staggering. At 43 miles per hour, he had plenty of time to observe the slow ballet of thundering combines as they harvested the nation’s bounty, and plenty of time to read every one of 25 Burma Shave signs lining the way.

opera1While his primary mission was to cover ground, John readily spoke to everyone fate threw into his path, telling them about his journey and learning about them, in return. He paused on a sidewalk in Moscow, Idaho, listening to a lovely university student sing for tips. Standing beside the trash bin where she’d tied up her dog, the girl belted out operatic numbers without accompaniment and John, an opera enthusiast, recognized her as a fine talent. She’d auditioned for American Idol, she said, but hadn’t made it past the first cut. She broke into a hauntingly beautiful aria; “Nel cor piu non mi sento, brillar la gioventu.” – “My heart has lost its feeling, and the fire of its youth.”

Jack flew up and met John in Bozeman, Mont., on Aug. 3 and the two set out – John in front and Jack riding shotgun – for Sturgis, S.D., to catch a few days of the annual motorcycle rally there. Though he’d been over the territory once before, little was familiar to Jack. The roads he’d traveled had been widened, paved or moved, and the sleepy towns he’d passed through had grown and changed. Gas cost more than $2 a gallon and breakfast five bucks. When Jack stopped at Mount Rushmore in 1939, the face of Teddy Roosevelt had just been unveiled, and he marveled at the changes wrought there in the intervening years.

The two rode easy, covering whatever ground was comfortable, and when it grew dark they pitched a tent and slept. They bathed in streams and let the sun bake them dry, and they talked to the people they met along the way. They began to see each other as friends, as men, as companions of the road. Though father and son, they were also comrades adrift in the heart of the country.

A retired Montana farmer was one of just two people John met who recognized the Trylon and Perisphere on his jacket and knew their significance. Now 88, the soft-spoken old man had hitch-hiked to Flushing Meadows as a young man to see the world of tomorrow for himself. He and Jack found much to discuss.

sturgis2They arrived in Sturgis on Aug. 7, the first day of the festival. Jack was astonished by the appearance of the town, but then anyone would be. During the weeklong rally, some 600,000 motorcycles descend on Sturgis and neighboring communities, packing every street, every parking lot and every field with sleek, metal riding machines. Someone not familiar with biker culture could find it unnerving, but the Newkirks were perfectly at ease and Jack, in particular, was embraced wholeheartedly by every one of the hundreds of bikers they met.

At the Sturgis motorcycle museum, Jack found an exact duplicate of the Raspberry, though perhaps it’s not fair to call the pristine display model the twin of Jack’s perilous ride. An appreciative crowd gathered as Jack recounted the curious habits of the antique motorcycle, its troublesome characteristics and vexing deficiencies.

While all were naturally delighted to hear about Jack’s exploits aboard the Raspberry in 1939, most were far more impressed by the navy patch he wore on his own leather riding jacket. Motorcycle culture, John discovered, contains a strong element of patriotism, and his father’s honorable service in WWII earned him immediate and unreserved respect. Thus welcomed, the Newkirks spent three agreeable days in Sturgis before moving on down the highway.

In Rapid City, S.D., after a week and 1,200 miles spent sharing companionship, adventure and the freedom of the American highway, John and Jack parted company. Jack flew back to Colorado and John, with two-thirds of his pilgrimage still undone, turned the Blackberry toward the eastern horizon.

John became increasingly amazed by the quality of the citizens that populate flyover country. In the heartland, God and country aren’t formless abstractions; they’re a way of life. Outside of urban centers, he found, most Americans exhibit their patriotism with enthusiasm, showing a unity of national spirit and purpose that he’d never experienced.

Matt Lyons was proud to explain his operation to the stranger on the motorcycle. A former ski racer turned gentleman farmer, Lyons was bringing in his 1,000-acre wheat crop using a pair of combines and a handful of hired hands. John marveled at the efficiency of the harvest and the mountain of grain collected. Only in America, he thought, with its fertile soil, matchless technologies and limited government interference, can a single man produce a hundred times what he consumes. Lyons’ crop, though small by American standards, would feed multitudes.

In every city and every town, John found healthy debate in progress. Signs, placards and bumper stickers denounced the political left or right from coast to coast, and polar opinions about America’s involvement in Iraq shouted from countless front yards and business windows. Tones were strident, positions irreconcilable and yet, to John, the whole business seemed astonishingly civil. There are places in the world where a careless word can mean death, where holding unpopular views leads to imprisonment and even torture, where differing philosophies are resolved by civil war. How fortunate, he thought, that Americans can stand in principled opposition to each other without bloodshed.

churchFair1In early September, he stumbled upon a church in the rural community of Stryker, Ohio, where local citizens were holding a fair to raise money for victims of hurricane Katrina. An enormous table on the lawn was deeply laden with homemade jams, cookies, cakes and pies and all were being auctioned off at ridiculously high prices. The good people of that small hamlet raised thousands of dollars in one afternoon and had a wonderful time doing it. It was one of many such charitable events he witnessed on his long road.

On Sept. 15, as John rode up Interstate 295 from Baltimore, he didn’t see another motorcycle on the highway all the way to New York. In mid-afternoon, under gun-metal skies, he peeled off the thoroughfare in Flushing Meadows, drove beneath a mammoth overpass and emerged into the stillness of Corona Park.

 Nel cor piu non mi sento, brillar la gioventu. When Jack Newkirk had come here in 1939, the eyes of America had looked to this place and seen the wonders of the future gathered together, a gleaming model for an America reborn. Looking around Corona Park in 2005, John Newkirk Jr. saw only neglect and decay, unfulfilled promises and fallen grandeur. The Trylon and Perisphere that had symbolized the 1939 World’s Fair were hardly a memory, the grand pavilions that had welcomed millions just crumbling wreckage.

Unable to reach his father on the phone, John fell deeper into melancholy. He’d ridden thousands of miles to stand here, carefully planned every aspect of his trip in the hope of tasting for himself the golden summer of 1939 and here, at the far end of his vision, the white light that had epitomized that brilliant season was dimmed, tired, shabby. And so, he feared, was his country. Corrupted by affluence, weakened by extravagance, wracked by dissent, perhaps America had passed its zenith and was slipping inevitably into mediocrity. Maybe the country’s future was Corona Park. John climbed back onto the Blackberry and drove away. He had one more duty to perform.

newkirkGraveIn a well manicured Scarsdale cemetery, beneath a canopy of ancient oak and birch, stands a weathered gray headstone marking the final resting place of John ‘Scarsdale Jack’ Newkirk. John planted a small American flag on the grave of his ancestor and stood back, lost in thought. So many men had died for his country, so many others had surrendered their youth to provide a future for his generation. What had their sacrifices won?

He considered the endless droning of academics, pundits and Hollywood celebrities denouncing America as unjust, the condemnations of comfortable, privileged people who see their own country as an evil empire and think their countrymen unworthy of praise. Do they really know their country? Have they seen it up close and met the good citizens who inhabit the wide reaches?

John had witnessed America’s marvelous bounty, seen the thriving commerce that flowed into San Francisco’s immense docks like a tide, driven through measureless fields of grain that feed his country and much of the world. He’d been awed by infinite tracts of fallow land lying atop untold mineral riches and great industrial districts producing manufactures of every kind in staggering quantities.

And he’d perceived a nation filled with loyal, energetic, God-fearing citizens, protective of their neighbors and generous to strangers; decent, honorable, hard-working people who held definite views on their government and their society, yet remained respectful of contrary voices.

Above all, he’d met proud citizens who believed in the United States and never doubted its basic virtue or its promise. There was little wailing and gnashing of teeth in the heartland, just resolute faith in America’s fundamental merit and gratitude for the blessings of liberty. Two centuries of tumult had cost the nation its youth, certainly, but its heart still beat with profound feeling, and its animating fire burned like the sun. In the vast sweep between oceans, John had seen the strength of America, and it was very strong.

Standing before the grave of his namesake in the growing dark, John concluded that it isn’t contempt for one’s country, but pride and optimism that create positive change. America’s vehement critics and nay-sayers, he thought, merely diminish what is good without constructive effect. That’s why the old Japanese monk had come to America, and it’s what he’d wanted John to understand. It requires a belief in the future to ensure a future, and, all across the country, people believe.

Pondering that, John’s depression melted away like April snow, leaving him buoyant. Attempting to capture the brilliant summer of 1939, he’d discovered a brilliant present, a nation more splendid, industrious and dynamic than he’d ever imagined, and even as he’d grown closer to his father, he’d grown closer to his country.

The legacy of Jack Newkirk’s generation had not been lost; it had been realized beyond all expectation. If Corona Park had fallen from its majestic zenith, it was because the nation no longer had need of its hopeful message. To see the promise of 1939 fulfilled, John had needed only to open his eyes.

John Newkirk climbed aboard the Blackberry and the engine roared to life. It was a long road back to Evergreen, thousands of miles of America to explore. It was the end of the golden summer of 2005 and, as John Newkirk rode into his inheritance, in every direction he saw he saw a bright horizon.

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Originally published in the Canyon Courier, May 2006

American Odyssey

This is the first part of a two-part story about two men, two motorcycles and two golden summers. Setting out on a coast-to-coast journey, last July, Evergreen resident John Newkirk hoped to glimpse the grand America of his father’s youth. Along the way, he discovered a nation and a people more magnificent than he’d ever imagined.

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John Newkirk stood alone in Corona Park, a neglected expanse of trees, gravel paths and stillness in Queens, N.Y. A few hundred yards away, broad expressways roared with traffic and energy and purpose, but the park lay empty, desolate. It was the afternoon of Sept. 15, 2005 and, overhead, solid ranks of dark clouds marched inland from the Atlantic forming an endless, dreary ceiling that dulled colors and pulled the horizon in close. Clad in dusty leathers, the 43-year-old Evergreen man had driven his motorcycle more than 5,000 miles in preceding weeks, tracing a wandering course across the country with the single goal of standing exactly where he now stood. He should have been elated, he knew, triumphant. Instead, he was overwhelmed by a powerful melancholy.

The deserted park bore little evidence that, in the summer of 1939, it had been the center of the American universe. In that gilded year, as the deprivations and uncertainties of the Depression began to fade and the nation looked ahead to a future bright with promise, America hosted not one, but two glorious World’s Fairs, and the greatest had drawn millions to what is now Flushing Meadows Corona Park.

trylonPerisphereMoving along weedy paths, John came to a broad cement ring buried in the ground – an empty reflecting pool. Above it loomed an open-sided globe fashioned of rusting metal rods and representing the earth. In that place, 66 years ago, the Trylon and the Perisphere had towered over thrilling crowds, vast geometric constructions whose dagger and orb silhouettes were familiar to people around the world. Together, they had symbolized man’s mastery of science, industry’s burgeoning might, undreamed-of prosperity for all. America was burning with optimism, then, and limitless possibilities beckoned from near horizons.

The Trylon and Perisphere are long gone, now, replaced by a tarnished globe and a shabby, littered cement basin. So many hopes unrealized, John thought, so much vitality wasted. Elsewhere in the park were moldering concrete ruins, pillars and lintels and shattered walks, slowly disappearing beneath creeping vegetation. They were all that remained of grand, gleaming pavilions where excited multitudes once viewed the assembled miracles of a modern age.

John’s thoughts turned to an axiom that says human societies are locked in an inflexible cycle of growth and decay. A nation, once lifting itself from tyranny into the light of freedom and affluence, inevitably lapses into apathy, dependency and, finally, descends back into darkness. Like anyone else, John was accustomed to the daily drumbeat of negativity, censure and defeatism that plague the nation. America is hated by countless people in foreign lands and is esteemed little better by many of its own citizens. Hatred, injustice and poverty flourish here, loud voices say, and problems near and far are the fault of American arrogance, ignorance and greed. Every day, it seems, new evidences of relentless national corrosion are revealed. Surveying Corona Park, a dilapidated precinct that had once shone like the very light of heaven, John sank deeper into desolation, unable to shake a terrible certainty that his country had passed its zenith long ago.

A song he’d heard on his travels sprang into his mind.  “Nel cor piu non mi sento, brillar la gioventu” – “My heart has lost its feeling, and the fire of its youth.” Was that America, he asked himself? Are we a nation in decline? Have we nothing to look forward to but deterioration, demoralization and dishonor?

Almost without thinking, John took out his cell phone and dialed his father. It seemed very important, just then, to hear his dad’s voice. John ‘Jack’ Newkirk Sr. had come here in 1939, had seen the golden aura that Corona Park wore like a crown, had witnessed the vibrancy, the surety of a younger America. John’s father had known the country when it was proud, strong in arms and will, a shining light in a benighted world. There was no answer on the line, and John was left alone in the fading light with bleak thoughts of the future.

“Somewhere over the Rainbow,” was a big hit 66 years ago, a hopeful tune hinting at a better place awaiting the patient sufferer. It was the musical centerpiece of “The Wizard of Oz,” a wildly popular fantasy movie bearing the unmistakable message that fair skies follow the storm and the true heart can weather all adversity. “Gone with the Wind” was another blockbuster, that year, promising that “tomorrow is another day.” In 1939, such encouraging sentiments were very much on every American’s mind.

Emerging from the depths of the Great Depression, the country was making up for lost time. National energy was boundless, industry was booming and people were going back to work in droves. The papers were filled with reports of astounding advances in science and medicine, and the long interval of peace following the end of the Great War seemed like it would go on forever.

At the start of 1939, few doubted that a new age of peace and plenty was dawning, a rebirth of the American Dream, a new beginning for a weary nation. Even fewer could have imagined that, on Sept. 1, their rosy expectations would be crushed beneath the tracks of German tanks rumbling into Poland. The euphoria and blind optimism didn’t survive into 1940 but, while it lasted, it was glorious.

worldsFairNYTo bolster public confidence and spur economic recovery, President Franklin Roosevelt pressed for two World’s Fair sites in 1939. One, sited on Treasure Island in San Francisco Bay and dubbed the “Golden Gate International Exposition,” was intended to focus national attention on the tremendous commercial opportunities on the west coast. Organizers envisioned San Francisco as the hub of an immense American trading empire encompassing the entire Pacific Ocean and every nation of the Far East; a Golden Gate, as it were, to the riches of the Orient.

The second, in Flushing Meadows, N.Y., was christened “The World of Tomorrow” and highlighted the stunning technological progress sweeping the country. The microwave oven debuted there, as did the copier and the computer. Roosevelt addressed the opening day crowd on live television, the first president ever to appear on that wondrous medium. Forward-looking scientists predicted that someday soon everyone would own an automobile. Urban highways, they told disbelieving crowds, would require as many as six lanes to accommodate the crush.

The 25 million people who visited Flushing Meadows to view the marvels that lay just around the corner gaped in awe at the two mighty symbols of the New York fair; the Trylon and the Perisphere. Essentially a sharp, lofty spire and a huge geodesic globe, the pair looked impossibly modern – fitting icons of the better world ahead.

In 1939, young Jack Newkirk was a sophomore at Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute in Troy, N.Y., and like his father, Burt, a senior researcher for General Electric and professor at Rensselaer, Jack seemed destined for a life of comfortable respectability. But he was 19 and the buoyant tide sweeping the country was impossible for him to ignore. Thirsty for adventure, he conceived a bold plan – attend both World’s Fairs and, in the process, see America from sea to shining sea. His parents weren’t crazy about the idea but Jack, with the audacious cunning of youth, assured them he would present himself at the metallurgical laboratories and companies along his route. It wasn’t a lark, really – it was career reconnaissance. It’s unlikely his folks actually bought the argument, but it was a shrewd ploy that achieved its purpose. Jack was on his way.

He bought a motorcycle, a battered 1930 Harley VL Big Twin, for $40. It was a huge, noisy, irritable machine that required major attention before it could be considered road-worthy. He named it the “Raspberry” for the rude noise it made while running.

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The kit he assembled wasn’t uncommon for bikers of the day. He wore a cotton helmet on his head, leather boots on his feet and a stylish pair of military puttees, the trousers favored by his two-wheeled brethren. He donned a bulky pair of goggles in place of a windscreen and, when he took off in early summer, he carried a couple rolled-up army blankets, a State Farm road atlas and $45 in his pocket.

His first destination, Flushing Meadows, was a relatively easy jaunt but, while the Trylon and Perisphere were amazing, the pavilions splendid, the crowds exhilarating, there was too much road ahead, too many adventures to dawdle so close to home. He headed west, into his country.

An exploration of such scope required much of Jack, who was little more than a boy. For starters, the Raspberry demanded constant attention, breaking down almost daily and pressing his ingenuity to the limit. It threw oil like a lawn sprinkler and suffered regular, progress-impeding carbon surpluses. In operation, the entire bike shook like thunder, loosening bolts and wires as it rattled along. At speeds over 43mph, the effect became terrifying.

Slowly, though, he became adept at diagnosing and correcting problems using only his wits and whatever makeshift tool was handy. The Raspberry’s ignition was troublesome, sometimes pre-igniting and hurling Jack’s legs into the air, sometimes shirking its responsibilities altogether. One rainy night east of Pierre, S.D., unable to start the bike, Jack tore into the ignition with a rock which, incredibly, fixed the problem. There were plenty of others, of course and, of 51 days on the road, the Raspberry provided trouble-free service on 3.

Moving farther west along the narrow, two-lane ribbons that knit America’s coasts together, Jack’s education continued. His wasn’t the only motorcycle on the road in 1939, and occasionally he’d meet another free spirit and the two were immediately united in a brotherhood of the road. Most were like Jack – young, devil-may-care, living on a shoestring – and they would ride together for a time before taking leave. He learned to get the most out of his $45. A hot meal could be had for 15 cents, and he could fill the Raspberry’s tank for 50 cents. At night, he camped in farmer’s fields or beneath any likely tree, and if it rained he strung a battered tarp from anything that presented itself. He bathed in creeks and ponds and let the sun bake him dry.

Jack passed through Sturgis, S.D., on his way west, just another little town lost in the vastness of the country. Just weeks later, a handful of motorcycle enthusiasts gathered there to hold a rally. The group was about evenly divided between Harley riders and those who preferred the Indian motorcycle product. It was the very small beginning of something very big.

Nomads like Jack were unusual but not unknown in the American heartland, and most viewed them as objects of interest, novelties to provide a few hours of interest before disappearing over the horizon. Some folks took Jack home for a meal, a few offered him a roof for a night, almost all were fascinated to learn he’d seen The World of Tomorrow and would shortly stand before the Golden Gate.

Whenever possible, Jack picked up hitchhikers. The economy was improving, yes, but there were still many thousands who sought work wherever they could find it, and Western highways were filled with migrant farm workers who’d left their homes and families to labor in distant fields for poor wages. Those with the nerve and light baggage were glad for a ride on the back of the Raspberry, rattles and all. Listening to their stories, Jack gained valuable insight into the difficulties facing so many of his countrymen, and he came to admire their patience and steadfast faith in the future.

SFworldfairJack reached the San Francisco fair in mid-July and spent exactly one day sampling its diversions. After driving alone across the breadth of a continent, such contrivances could not hold his interest and he wasted no time launching himself back onto the road. The journey, he’d discovered, was its own reward and America’s vastness held endless fascinations that no dog-and-pony show, however grand, could match.

By Sep. 1, 1939, Jack was back in New York, much the better for wear. He’d grown up during that magnificent summer, become more confident and self-reliant. He’d seen a big part of his country, the breathtaking mountains and measureless plains; he’d come face to face with fellow citizens from very different walks of life – nearly all of them patriotic, resourceful, kindly, devout, resolute people – who expanded his understanding of the nation and the small part he played in it. The country was rich, he saw, in land, in beauty and in hope. Of dangers and predicaments there’d been many, but he’d faced each as it came and now felt ready for anything.

On Sept. 1, 1939, Hitler’s armies exploded into Poland, igniting a blaze that threatened to consume the world. The heady optimism that animated the American public would soon give way to anger, fear, and a desperate sense of urgency. The marvelous new age, the glittering world of tomorrow, would have to wait. The nation had enjoyed its brief season of hope, but now it, too, would have to grow up.

Jack returned to school at Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, earned an engineering degree in metallurgy and went to work for Bethlehem Steel. With America’s entry into the war in 1941, he closely followed the exploits of a famous relative – John ‘Scarsdale Jack’ Newkirk, a man seven years his senior and dedicated to the bitter struggle against imperial Japan.

scarsdaleJackScarsdale Jack had also attended Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, married, and enlisted in the army. After carrying a rifle for three years, he transferred to the Navy for flight training and was assigned to the aircraft carrier Yorktown. Seeking more direct engagement with the enemy, he volunteered for the illustrious “Flying Tigers,” an elite formation that harried the Japanese in Southeast Asia, and soon rose to command a squadron of Curtiss P-40 “Tomahawks.” He wore a panda badge on his flight suit, one of three symbols associated with the outfit, and in short order racked up 10 confirmed kills. He was a hero at home and the pride of the Newkirk clan. Gallantry and skill, though, are not antidotes for the routine tragedy of war and he died on March 24, 1942 – his young cousin Jack’s birthday – when his plane crashed during a strafing near on the Burma Road. He was 28. Soon after, Jack Newkirk quit his job and enlisted in the Navy.

As America fought brutal wars on two fronts, gasoline and rubber became scarce and motorcycles suddenly became prized conveyances. Jack managed to sell his battered machine for a princely $125, enough for an airplane ticket back to San Francisco where he reported for duty at Pier 33, not far from Treasure Island. Remarkably, the noisy, smoking, temperamental Raspberry had taken Jack across the country a third time.

Because of his engineering background, Jack was selected to learn the fine points of de-gaussing, an arcane exercise in which current running through huge electrical coils is manipulated in order to de-magnetize seagoing vessels, rendering them unappealing to enemy mines. In 1943, he shipped out of Pier 33 for the turbulent South Pacific where he put those skills to good use.

As American forces bludgeoned their way toward Japan, Jack studied the secrets of gunnery and fire control, tasted the exhilaration of scouting and the excitements of explosives. As an educated man, he was allowed to experiment with shape-charges, a relatively new development in military ordnance.

Like most men in uniform, Jack was in for the duration and looked forward with dread to the day the Japanese home islands would have to be invaded and was jubilant and relieved when the nuclear destruction of Hiroshima and Nagasaki compelled a Japanese surrender and spared him that deadly task.

When Jack mustered out in 1946, there was a hint of the old enthusiasm of 1939 at large in the country. Two dangerous and powerful enemies had been vanquished, in great part by the strength of American arms and the valor of American soldiers, and the United States stood astride the world, a superpower without peer. Millions of men, returning from distant battlefields, used the GI Bill to attend college, purchase a home and start a family. The promise of one golden summer a million years ago was about to be realized.

Transformed by his experiences in the Pacific and grateful to have survived the typhoon, Jack pursued life with a passion. He earned a doctorate in metallurgy from the Carnegie Institute of Technology in Pittsburgh, which is also where he met Carolyn, the woman of his dreams, and the two married in 1951. He easily found work as a General Electric researcher at Cornell University and was later offered a Fulbright fellowship to continue his education at King’s College in Cambridge, England. For Jack Newkirk, the horizon seemed to stretch to infinity.

In 1965, the University of Denver asked Jack to be chairman of its physical metallurgy department and he accepted, moving with Carol to Colorado and settling in Evergreen. Those years, and the ones that followed, were filled with happiness and plenty. The couple’s oldest boy, Jeffrey, was born in 1959, followed by John Jr. in 1961 and daughter Victoria two years later. Their last child, Christina, was born in 1967. Jeff was 19-years-old when he was murdered in Los Angeles, and the other three Newkirk children remained in Colorado, close to their parents and each other.

The decades since World War II have been good ones for most Americans, but not without turmoil. The 1950s seemed nothing short of the dream of ’39 realized, with abundant jobs, increasing comfort and vigorous national pride. Even the bloody and all but unnoticed Korean War could shake the general belief that the good times were just beginning to roll. It took Vietnam and the civil rights crisis – sparking a surge of public skepticism, social instability and pessimism – to do that. For many Americans, the government became the enemy and the national military services their long and malevolent arms, oppressing the American people and committing injustices abroad in their name.

To a lesser degree, the same currents continued to flow through the United States in the years that followed. A large and vocal segment insisted that the national virtue – if it ever existed – had been irretrievably lost. Others contended that America was founded on injustice and such a nation could never be cleansed of that stain. The country seemed increasingly divided by religion, political philosophy, social perspective and vision for the future. Men and women still fought and died in distant lands, but far fewer of their countrymen celebrated their sacrifice. Reading the daily headlines, one could easily come to believe that Rome was eating itself, being consumed by its own corruption.

During all the peaks and valleys of 60 years, Jack remained firm in his veneration of America and its people, unswerving in his admiration for the soldiers, sailors and airmen he served with long ago and unceasing in support of the men and women who now serve in his stead. In the golden summer of 1939, Jack met his country and fell in love with it; four years later, he thrust himself like a shield before his country’s enemies and helped win freedom for the generations to follow. America repaid his devotion with a rewarding career, a beautiful family and the countless advantages of United States citizenship. He may not have supported its every action and policy, but Jack never doubted – not for a moment – his country’s greatness.

John Newkirk Jr. grew up in Evergreen believing in America’s greatness. It would have been difficult to reside in the house of John Newkirk Sr. and do otherwise. He heard stories of his father’s wartime service in the 1940s, the steaming pacific islands, the terrible urgency and the noble fallen. He listened to tales about his illustrious namesake, Scarsdale Jack Newkirk, of his patriotism, heroism and untimely death in service to his country. His dad told him about America’s desperate unity in the face of enemies east and west, about the millions who took arms because they believed in the cause of freedom and about the freedom those Americans had won for him.

Like all sons and fathers, John and Jack butted heads from time to time, but the stories and the history they represented left John Newkirk Jr. with an abiding respect for his father and his flag, and a fierce pride in a name that had been worn with honor by two brave men in America’s darkest hour.

His father rarely spoke of his escapade aboard the Raspberry, but John badgered him until he’d heard the stories many times – the cranky motorcycle, the magnificent fairs, the intoxicating freedom of the road. He reveled in tales of the helpful farmers and townspeople and the itinerant workers on their lonely way to distant fields carrying little but hope for the future. In John’s mind, his father’s ancient adventure assumed mythical proportions, like a page from a medieval romance. As much as anything, John thought of his dad’s trek as a vision quest, a rite of passage, a spiritual journey from youth to manhood.

When he reached the appropriate age, John attended the Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute in Troy, N.Y. He studied computers, returning to his hometown in the Colorado foothills in 1983 and launching a successful computer systems engineering business. In 1996 he married Melissa, the woman of his dreams and, by 2004, his family had grown to four with the addition of two daughters.

arlingtonIn that year John’s father, Jack, was 84 and swiftly approaching his own horizon. Long retired, he was content to take joy in Carolyn and their children and grandchildren and reflect on a life well-spent. He enjoyed the incomparable meadow view from his living room and he lived – as he always had – with dignity and honor. When an old friend and fellow WWII veteran died the previous summer, he was sad both for the loss of a companion and that one more of his comrades, who had fought with him long ago and shared his unique store of memories and attitudes, was gone. Such men were becoming rare.

For John, the death was a wake-up call. Since returning from college, he’d been a busy man – starting a business, raising a family – and he’d had little time to become close to his dad. Though the two men lived just a few miles from each other, John had never taken the time to learn about his father as a man and a friend, to gather his wisdom and experiences. It now dawned on him that, sooner or later, his own father would be gone from his life and the years that remained were precious.

There was a specific moment – though he couldn’t say exactly when – that an ideal solution occurred to John. Simply, he and his dad would re-create Jack’s feat of long ago. They would ride across the country on a Harley Davidson and relive together the glorious summer of 1939.

The journey would be a gift to his father, a chance for him to turn back the clock, appreciate the long vistas again, and see the land he had fought for; to travel the paths of his youth. Equally important, it presented an opportunity for father and son to spend increasingly valuable time together, to learn about each other and grow close as only two men on a mission can. In a very real way, John was doing homage to John Sr. and the men and women who built the modern nation. Finally, it would give John a chance to see for himself what he’d inherited from his father’s generation.

Once conceived, the adventure quickly became John’s passion, a dream that visited his sleep each night and lingered in his waking mind. The Odyssey he contemplated would require much of John in both time and treasure, but the potential rewards were infinite.

 

Next Week: Inspired by Jack’s youthful adventure, John takes to the road in search of America’s golden summer of 1939.

Still-life in bronze

bike-bell-300x300Like many people his age, Winston Jones gets up early. 

    As the gray light of dawn steals in through the wall of glass next to the dining table, he makes a cup of coffee and lights the first cigarette of the day.  The first smoke, he knows, is always the best.  Friends still badger him to give up the habit but, at 90, Jones figures it’s a little late to start worrying about that.  He prefers to nurture the few vices left to him.

     The house, a beautiful, ancient structure of stone and wood set on several wooded acres on Upper Bear Creek Road, is quiet.  Because he lives alone, it usually is.  He smokes, sips his coffee, and contemplates the day ahead.

     There are not many demands on Jones’ time, these days – a hard thing for a man accustomed to an active social life.  Fortunately, he has many friends in Evergreen and elsewhere who visit him, though fewer every year.  Getting old is tough.

     If he isn’t expecting friends, he may spend the morning at war with the dandelions that threaten his expansive front lawn.  He might decide to pore over some catalogues he’s been meaning to get after, or maybe do some dusting.  These old houses can get dusty quick, if you let them. 

     After a while, Jones, a small, slight man, rises painfully and moves into the front room.  His doctor told him he is in remarkably good health for his advanced age, but this summer his arthritis is giving him trouble.  It has been a pretty wet year after all, and the dampness seems to get right into his bones.

     Examining the calendar, he sees that he should probably get dressed and get ready.  He is giving a tour today. 

     For almost half a century, Jones’ home has also been the International Bell Museum, and he is its owner, curator and guide.  Lovingly, painstakingly assembled over a span of almost 80 years, Jones is the proud owner of what is, in all likelihood, the largest collection of bells in the world. 

     Cheerfully tinkling souvenir bells and deep-throated bronze Goliaths; bells recovered from vanished civilizations and exotic bells of wood and horn gathered from distant parts of the globe; stunning creations of crystal and silver, each one a matchless example of beauty and craftsmanship.  Every bell has a story about who we are and where we came from, and Jones knows every story by heart.

     His unique exhibit, more than 9,000 pieces and counting, is squeezed into three rooms of his house.  It is what a group is coming to see, and why Jones has to shake a leg this morning. 

     Justly proud of his creation, he always enjoys showing it off to an appreciative audience.  It’s also nice to keep busy.  When he’s busy he doesn’t have time to worry.  He spends far too much time worrying, lately.  He worries about his bells.  He knows that a day is coming when he won’t be able to care for them, and unless he can find someone who will accept and protect his glorious achievement, the work of a lifetime will be scattered to the four winds.

     Jones can recall no specific moment when he felt his destiny lay with bells, nor was there any time in his life when he aspired to have the largest collection of bells on earth.  He just knew he liked them, and that was enough. 

     Jones first saw Evergreen in 1919, the year his father, an executive with Chrysler, built their summer home on Bear Creek.  He still remembers the small tent-city the workmen erected on the lawn during construction.  The result was Granite Glen, a five-bedroom manor on 36 acres of cool canyon floor.  Nobody could have foreseen what the stately “cabin” would become.

     As a boy growing up in Hastings, Neb., Jones was fascinated by his bicycle bell, though he can’t say precisely why.  He started buying bells where he could find them, and in short order had nearly a dozen.  Even then, he had rules.  He only sought bells with unusual, artistic, or historical qualities.  His parents, at first, dismissed his hobby as a childish whim that would fade as quickly as it began, but soon recognized the educational potential of bell collecting. 

     Traveling often because of his father’s work, his parents started snooping around antique shops along the East Coast, bringing home curious or beautiful bells for Jones.  By the time he left Hastings to attend college in Chicago, he had amassed a respectable 750 bells.

     One memorable summer in the late 1920s, he spent a summer working for Edwin Welz and his wife, Marie, at the Brook Forest Inn.  Welz, a benevolent, if somewhat eccentric, Austrian, ran cattle and tourists on his 160-acre spread.  After a busy season, he rewarded Jones with the bell that hung from the neck of his lead cow, a bell that now rests in a place of honor at Granite Glen.

     When he wasn’t studying English and Drama, he performed with the Goodman Repertory Theater Company throughout the Midwest, and did summer stock at the Lakeshore Theater in Westport, Mass.  These were opportunities to not only indulge his growing love of theater, but to mine new areas of the country for bells.

     He soon moved to California, where he spent years honing his acting skills and becoming an expert makeup-artist.  For the stage, he dropped the Jones and performed as Winston Howard, finding his middle name made a more distinctive surname. 

     He got a break, of sorts, when a show-business insider saw him appearing at the Pasadena Playhouse in “Pass the Nuts”, a popular comedy in which he portrayed a psychiatrist in a men’s asylum.  At the man’s suggestion, Jones auditioned for David O. Selznick’s acting troupe. 

     One of five selected from more than 250 hopefuls, he spent the next few years touring California and the West.  One summer, Selznick’s production company descended on Durango to film a western called The Denver and Rio Grande Railroad.  Jones and other members of the crew were billeted at the regal Strater Hotel.  He was delighted to discover an exquisite glass bell at a little shop just down the street.  That bell now gleams from a glass case in his front room.

     He became close friends with several actors who would later become prominent movie and television personalities.  Among his many prized mementos of that exciting time is a program from a play he worked on at the Lobero Theater in Santa Barbara.  It is signed by such talents as June Lockhart, Janet Gaynor and Harry Bratsburg, who later gained a measure of fame as Harry Morgan, best known as Col. Potter in television’s M*A*S*H.

     With the outbreak of war in Europe, Jones went to work for Douglas Aircraft Co. in Santa Monica.  Employed in the shipping department, he quickly rose to a position of responsibility while his collection grew to 500 bells. 

     On December 8, 1941, the day after the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor, he gave notice that he would enlist in the army at once.  His supervisor was furious, but Jones was determined to wear a uniform, not a coat and tie.

     After basic training, Jones was assigned to the U.S. Army Medical Corps.  Within a year he had been promoted through the non-commissioned ranks to sergeant, and served as a ward-master at several army hospitals in California.  Encouraged by his superiors to apply for Officer’s Candidate School and earn a commission, he declined, preferring the camaraderie of the lower ranks.  Whenever he was able to obtain a Class A pass, permitting him to travel freely, he spent his time prowling antique shops and art galleries in search of bells.

     As a G.I., collecting bells could be problematic.  In one instance, a full Colonel stormed into his barracks to conduct an unannounced inspection.  When he reached Jones’ bunk, he demanded to see the contents of his footlocker, and was dumbfounded to find the trunk completely filled with bells.

     “Where,” he wanted to know, “are your clothes?”

     “They’re in my buddy’s locker, sir.”

     The officer stood silently for a long moment, staring at the unmilitary cache, his expression a combination of surprise, fury and bemusement.  Then, perhaps confounded, he simply moved on.

     From a hobbyist’s perspective, his time in the service was productive.  Along with numerous smaller bells, he also procured three large ones, including the ship’s bell from the steamship Santa Rosa, a coaster that ran aground in 1910.  These large bells were shipped home to his parents in Hastings, C.O.D., of course.

     Discharged at the end of the war, Jones moved to Denver in 1945 and became the master of Granite Glen.  He finally had a permanent home for his collection, which in this year could boast about 750 bells.  The smaller ones he merely set on the stone ledges that line the rooms of the house.  The six large bronze bells he now owned were installed in the spacious glade that enfolds the front of the building like a lush, green apron.

     He got a job in the shipping department at Hendrie & Bolthoff, a hardware wholesaler with offices on 17th Street across from Union Station.  That’s where he met Erma Swartz. 

     Swartz worked in the basement, keeping track of the company’s files.  She loved to dance, and they soon developed a regular date schedule.  One night each week they would dress up and go out on the town.  Dinner at one of Denver’s better restaurants followed by a show, and then off to a nightclub to trip the light fantastic.  They were married in Hastings in 1953 by Jones’ cousin, a Presbyterian minister.

     His mother, who had long suffered from a heart condition, died later that same year, and his father followed just months later.  His parents left him a generous trust, which they expected would sustain him comfortably for the rest of his days.  The Jones’ settled into a pleasant, contented manner of living.

     Jones joined the American Bell Association (ABA) in 1957.  At first, he was simply curious to learn how many bell collectors there were in Colorado.  He discovered that there were several, and wasted no time founding the Colorado chapter of the organization. 

     Membership, they say, has its privileges.  The ABA, a network of bell enthusiasts that stretches across the nation and much of the world, proved to be a bonanza of superb bells.  His collection quickly grew to more than 3,000 bells, and the glade in front of the house contained an impressive 50, solidly mounted, large bells of bronze, brass and iron.

     The International Bell Museum was also christened in 1957.  Jones consolidated his bells into two rooms of the house.  He had shelving and glass cases constructed to properly display them, and began conducting tours of the marvelous exhibit during summer months.

     Though Erma did not share his obsession with bells, she understood and encouraged it.  She preferred to put her energies into community clubs and organizations, and became a recognized member of both Evergreen and Denver social circles.  Of course, one cannot exist in such a tight orbit around Winston Jones without feeling the gravity of the bells.  Erma contributed many of the museums pieces, and attended several of the ABA’s yearly conventions with her husband.

     In 1962, President Kennedy proclaimed that all the large bells in the nation should be rung simultaneously each July 4th, a gesture signifying freedom, peace and unity.  This appealed to Jones on many levels, but chiefly because it was an opportunity to bring the community to Granite Glen and set all those majestic bells to voice for five glorious minutes gut-wrenching pandemonium.  He has continued this tradition for the last 42 years, and has no plans to abandon it.

     In 1971, Erma was diagnosed with cancer.  Confined to a hospital bed, her husband drove into Denver every day for almost a year to sit at her bedside and offer what comfort he could.  The bills were stupendous, with a team of 10 doctors tasked to her constant care.  Jones watched in helpless dismay as her condition worsened.  She died on August 29, 1972. 

     During the long months of Erma’s illness, the trust that was intended to provide for Jones indefinitely quickly dwindled to nothing, and he was forced to sell a large portion of Granite Glen to settle hospital accounts.  He still had his bells, but little else.

     There were hard facts that needed to be faced.  Without income from the trust, Granite Glen must be liquidated after his death.  While he still owned his wonderful collection, he had no means to endow it.  The immense treasure, numbering some 6,000 works of art and history, might not survive him.

     Jones contacted his home town of Hastings.  After lengthy negotiations, the town agreed to accept the bells as a gift, promising to preserve and display the collection in its entirety.  It was not a perfect solution, but the best that Jones could expect under the circumstances.  Reassured that his bells would be cared for into the distant future, he could relax and get on with life.

     For the next 30 years, Jones lived quietly at his home on Upper Bear Creek.  He did a couple of shows with the Evergreen Players, entertained guests from time to time, and, in 1980, joined the Elks lodge, which has been a tremendous source of comfort and companionship for him.

     Attending ABA conventions was always a high point for Jones.  Like a kid in a candy store, he delighted in the exotic bells offered for sale, and never failed bring several new, fascinating bells home to Evergreen.

     Last year, having received no communication from Hastings in a distressingly long time, Jones contacted the town government himself, just to touch base and confirm their mutually advantageous arrangement.  Hastings gently, politely, officiously pulled the rug straight out from under him.  We are very sorry, he was told, but it turns out we can’t afford to take the bells after all.  We meant to call and tell you.  Surely you understand. 

     For Jones and his bells, this was a catastrophe.  Despite further inquiries, but has yet to make any substantial headway in finding a new home for his spectacular legacy.  While he would prefer that the collection remains in Evergreen, he is ready to donate it to any museum, library or similar institution that agrees to accept, transport, preserve and display the collection intact.  Somewhere, he believes, is an institution that wants his cherished collection, if only he could locate it.

     Jones now offers tours year-round.  At $6 a pop, $4 for seniors, every little bit helps.  He welcomes the small group of visitors into his museum.  For the next two hours he escorts them through rooms bursting with every manner of ringing thing imaginable.  Glass cases full of bells line walls that are, themselves, festooned with bells.  Bells hang thickly from the ceiling.

     He points out those of particular artistic or historical significance, like the nested camel bells from Qom, Iran, or the dinner bell that Baby Doe Tabor used to summon servants in her Denver mansion.  Should a guest ask about any one of the more than 9,000 bells that the museum now contains, Jones quickly provides a detailed explanation of the item from memory.  Millennia of history, culture, religion and industry are represented here.

     A small, unremarkable bicycle bell, one that fascinated a small boy many long years ago, is passed by unnoticed and unmentioned, overshadowed by its more glamorous neighbors.

     On their way out, the visitors take several minutes to wander through the glen, admiring the 100 large bells arrayed there, some mounted on simple wooden platforms, others suspended from elaborate stone follies.  The lush grass is neatly mowed, a chore performed by lodge brothers only days before.  Then they get in their car and drive away. 

     The work of a true collector is never done.  Jones reminds himself to call that bell-maker in Pennsylvania, the one that makes those beautiful, clever bronze bells.  He wants to order the one fashioned like a rooster, with a clapper shaped like a claw grasping an egg.  Beautiful.  And he really should get someone in here to convert that bookshelf into a bell case.  There is a lot of usable space there, and Jones expects to need it.  And he’s still on the lookout for a buoy bell, a hard-to-get item he’s been chasing for years.

     He’ll fix a drink later, and then make dinner.  It’s always good to have a cocktail before dinner, he knows.  It helps you relax.  For just a short while, you almost forget to worry.

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Winston Jones died at home in 2006. His bells have been dispersed.

Merger Madness – Local Grocer goes to the Dogs

300px-Hotdog-GTASA-frontContinuing its relentless program of expansion, the Evergreen Safeway is poised to occupy nearly half of Michael’s Hotdogs.

Negotiations between the supermarket giant and local entrepreneur Michael Schweibish have been proceeding quietly since December, and a formal agreement is expected by mid-April. “There are still a few details that need to be hammered out,” said Safeway spokeswoman Dawn Knotts, “but right now it looks like it’s going to happen.”

Determined to increase merchandise capacity but with little room to grow, Knotts said the grocery store will assume control of just under half of Schweibish’s mobile lunch wagon in a unique adaptation of cooperative-lease arrangements that have worked well for other metro-area supermarkets. “The partnership between a Safeway in Golden and Jaime Carrillo’s raspado cart has been mui bueno for everybody.”

The anticipated agreement will allow Schweibish to retain ownership of the familiar bright yellow van while giving Safeway unrestricted use of 10 square feet – about 42 percent – of the available retail space. Though Safeway had originally hoped to purchase the space, corporate negotiators balked when Schweibish tied the sale to proportional contributions to his van insurance. “When our accountants found out he bought his policy without calling Progressive to get free quotes, they totally freaked,” Knotts explained. “We think leasing is our best long-term option.”

Not physically attached to the existing store, the new floor space presents what Knotts calls a “total-service vacuum.”

“Just because the van is parked on the side of the road a hundred yards away doesn’t mean our customers shouldn’t enjoy the highest level of service and convenience.” By combining vision and creativity, Safeway’s retail development team plans to transform its share of the hotdog wagon into a comprehensive shopping unit. “After we install a checkout station, a customer service counter, a CoinStar machine and an ATM, we’ll still have well over 60 square inches of prime display area.” Marketing experts are currently studying high-turnover items with extremely small cross-sections. “Right now, we’re seeing a big potential in Slim Jims or Alligator Pops, but we haven’t ruled out string cheese or a limited selection of baguettes.”

“Of course, Michael insisted on a ‘no-compete’ clause,” Knotts continued. The clause prohibits Safeway from using the van to sell any product that comes in a bun or causes flatulent episodes. As quid pro quo, Schweibish agreed to not rent carpet shampooers after driving his portion of the store home each evening.

A 37-year Kittredge resident, Schweibish is guardedly optimistic about the deal. “I like the idea in principle, but they seem to think this van runs on friendly service and everyday low prices.” In fact, he points out, the vehicle functions on gasoline. “Every time I bring up the issue of kicking in some gas-bones, they change the subject. They’d better know that this one’s non-negotiable.” Another sticking point – use of the large sun-umbrellas stationed around the van – is quickly nearing resolution. “We’ve come up with a workable umbrella-allocation schedule,” Schweibish explained, “based on seasonal solar declination, sunspot activity models, statistical ozone depletion forecasts and the fact that they’re my umbrellas.”

After all the trifling and debate is done, Schweibish expects the new circumstances to be a change for the better. “When Safeway approached me last year,” he said, “it seemed like a good opportunity to change my focus, shake things up a bit.” A mobile hotdog vendor since 1987, Schweibish has tried to satisfy a broad range of lunch patrons by offering standard dogs with a choice of condiments, chili dogs, polish dogs and more, to say nothing of his wide selection of chips and soft drinks. “I was spread too thin. I was forgetting why I got into this business in the first place.”

By surrendering a large part of his workspace to Safeway, Schweibish believes he can rededicate himself to his signature product – the pure-beef, kosher-style frank on a steamed poppy seed bun. “The Chi-Town wurst has always been where my heart is, but, lately, I was just going through the motions. The 42 percent I’m giving to Safeway is 42 percent I can devote to my passion for genuine Chicago dogs” As part of his streamlined vision, he plans to carry only Coke and Diet Coke, and will no longer offer snacks other than plain, salted potato chips. “It’s really about getting back to my roots.”

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Science Break

lectureAn academic conference is held at the Archaeological Institute of Paris, with a Who’s-Who of the world’s top archaeologists attending. The highlight of the event is scheduled for the last day – the unveiling of a potentially game-changing discovery in the parched deserts of southern Palestine. The auditorium fills early, its seats filled with leading experts in diverse sciences such as anthropology, history and languages. At the appointed hour, a large bespectacled man in goatee and white lab coat takes the dais. At his signal, an image is projected onto the large screen behind him. It shows what appears to be an ancient, mud-brick wall faced with crumbling plaster. Still visible upon its cracked surface are a short row of crudely etched figures – from left to right: a plump female silhouette, a long-eared beast, a lidless eye, a single fish, and a cross. A gasp travels around the tiers, and the man begins to speak. 

“My esteemed colleagues, I thank you for coming. The iconographic panel before you was discovered two years ago at a remote, proto-Judaic site near Tell Bekkan, and has been reliably dated to approximately 10,000 b.c. Our team has been studying it exhaustively for more than 18 months, and we feel strongly that the concepts revealed here may very well revolutionize our theories concerning the genesis of human agriculture, industry and religion. I will now ask you to kindly hold your questions while I briefly explain our reasoning. 

“The first figure is obviously female, and rendered in a style reminiscent of the “Earth Mother” fertility symbology common to later Mesopotamian cultures. While it has long been assumed that ancient Middle Eastern cultures developed along patriarchal lines, we believe her position on the left, at the head of the panel, indicates a pronounced matriarchal emphasis. This necessarily calls into question all of our current beliefs concerning gender relationships among semi-nomadic peoples of the region, and forces us to reconsider the social and political maturation of Neolithic II-b societies. 

“Our best research to date indicates that the animal depicted to the woman’s right is a donkey. While donkeys were ubiquitous throughout the Levant by 4,000 b.c., it has long been believed that large-animal domestication was not even contemplated at the time this image was carved. And yet its placement among this clearly important assembly of icons years ago would suggest a strong familiarity, even affection, for those creatures, which one would expect only of a culture capable of advanced animal husbandry. Surely this pushes Mankind’s calendar of domestication back at least 4,000 years. 

“The human eye has enjoyed a position of mystic honor among nearly all ancient cultures, often regarded as the well of a person’s essence, or a window into one’s soul. Its presence here, as an important emblem of a 12,000-year-old matrilineal, pre-agrarian, paleo-Hebraic clan, can only be interpreted as an early attempt to depict the ageless human quest to create a rational foundation for existence. Indeed, through this rudely cut eye we see a culture possessing a far higher degree of intellectual attainment than was previously supposed. 

“Tell Bekkan lies more than 100 arid miles from the nearest coast, and no significant rivers or streams serve its environs. What, then, can we make of the fish? Quite simply, a great deal. This fish is persuasive evidence that a lively trade once existed between this mysterious people and distant coastal tribes. Exploring that concept further, it’s no stretch to presume that some form of nascent industry – pottery, perhaps, or even textiles, or animal hides – necessarily existed whereby this desert band might support its commerce with the sea. This fish, then, signifies what may be Mankind’s first step toward modern industrialization, and might possibly even hint at an early conceptualization of pan-cultural economic exchange. 

“And, finally, the cross. There has been much debate, and heated argumentation, within our team as to the meaning of this powerful symbol. Some of our experts initially took it for a pictographic expression of the eternal dichotomy between want and plenty, dark and light, good and evil. Others saw it as indicative of a growing spatial awareness, a rudimentary representation of the cardinal directions. However, in view of the virtually universal role the cross would come to occupy in world religious history, we have at last reached a consensus. There can be no question that this figure, scratched by the devout hand of one of Judaism’s ancestral adherents, provides graphic proof of the fundamental human transition from primitive polytheism to a more spiritually evolved state of monotheism. Here, for the first time in recorded history, we have concrete evidence of ancient Man’s first tentative overtures to a lone Creator. 

“Together, this humble, yet astounding assemblage of characters is even now transforming our conception of civilization’s ancient roots. I congratulate you, gentlemen, upon being present at the dawn of a bright new era of historical understanding.” 

The house rises as one man, professors, scientists, philosophers springing to their feet in unison and bursting into thunderous applause. Many a deeply seamed face, previously marked only by thick, whiskered topiary and stern dignity, is suddenly awash in the unfamiliar tears of strong emotion. The man on the dais bows slightly – a nod, really – and accepts the fervent approbation with perfect aplomb. And yet, within the shouts of approval there exists a discordant note, a thin, reedy objection swimming against the roaring tide of scholarly endorsement. It’s a skeletal apparition at the back of the hall, a tweedy old fellow, stamping his patent-leathered planks and hollering through cupped, parchment-yellow hands. 

“You’re wrong!” he bellows. “You’ve got it all wrong!” 

The man on the dais calls for quiet, then fixes his critic with a cool eye. 

“Professor? Do you have something to add to our analysis?” 

“Hebrew is written from right to left, you idiot. It says, ‘Holy mackerel! Look at the ass on that chick!’”woman