Can-do Attitude Launched Beverage Revolution

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Beer baron’s bold bet beggars bottlers

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Some people get wound up about fine wine, others go gaga for The Next Top Model. The 50 merry worthies who gathered at CoorsTek on Washington Street in Golden were excited about something far less glamorous than Carol Alt, but infinitely more valuable than the finest Chateau Margaux ever corked.

After briefly addressing the invitation-only crowd that included three generations of the Coors family, longtime Evergreen resident George Krauss officially presented a large bronze plaque to the venerable man of the hour, Bill Coors, on behalf of ASM International, The Materials Information Society. With that, CoorsTek became the 119th site to be awarded the 38,000-member society’s woefully under-appreciated ASM Historical Landmark Citation, an honor established in 1972 to recognize game-changing milestones in materials technology.

“At this site on January 22, 1959,” the plaque reads, “the first aluminum beverage can plant produced its first can, under the direction of William K. Coors, Joseph Coors and colleagues.”

aluminumcan1Beer cans? All that fuss and feathers for beer cans? You bet, and with very good reason.

“It’s exciting to see what can be done with a fairly common material,” explains Krauss, a former materials researcher at the Colorado School of Mines and one-time ASM president. “The aluminum can is ubiquitous, now, but 50 years ago Bill Coors had to fight against all odds to make it happen. Bringing the aluminum can production to fruition on a large scale was really an event, and it happened right here in Golden.”

Picking up where Krauss left off, William K. related the genesis of the Coors interest in that most old-pepsi-canversatile of metals. After World War II, he explained, glass bottles gave way to steel cans, first with awkward cone-shaped tops, and later with sturdy flat lids that required a church-key and strong wrist to breach. While serviceable and convenient, steel cans were relatively difficult and expensive to produce and worse – from a brewmaster’s perspective, anyway – tended to impose its own unwholesome nuance on the golden nectar within.

Enter Lou Bronstein, a smooth-talking, fast-living, semi-dubious Viennese aluminum broker who, in 1954, persuaded Bill to tour aluminum manufacturing plants and research facilities across Germany. Sold on the possibilities of the strong, light, corrosion-resistant metal, Coors set about trying to generate interest on the home front, but met stout resistance on many fronts, including, ironically enough, American aluminum giant Alcoa, which refused to lend its considerable weight to the venture on the grounds that aluminum beverage cans would never be cost-effective. Undeterred, Coors resolved to make the cans in-house and – 5 years and $10 million later – the seamless, 2-piece, extruded aluminum can made its public debut, a wildly profitable industry was born, and bottle manufacturers around the globe sleeping late and muttering to themselves.

secrets_ball2-1024x685“We make literally billions of these things,” Krauss says. “Soda pop, sports drinks, beer, juice – everything comes in aluminum cans. Ball Corporation has another huge aluminum can plant in Golden. They’re perfect beverage containers.”

They are that. Feather-light, tough as nails, aluminum conducts heat like nobody’s business, meaning it cools liquids faster and keeps them cold longer than other materials. Best of all, it’s 100-percent recyclable, making it both more economical to manufacturer and less burdensome to the common ecology.

the-hl-hunley-replicaJust for the record, CoorsTek is the second Colorado institution to receive ASM’s approbation. In 1977, the Climax Molybdenum Mine and Mills Complex near Leadville got the nod, joining such stellar industrial lights as the Outokumpu Flash Smelter in Helsinki-Espoo, Finland, the Forge of Fontenay in Bourgogne, France, and the world’s first attack submarine, the American civil war vessel H.L. Hunley, a modern marvel of its time that was recently resurrected from a watery grave off the coast of South Carolina.

Niceties accomplished, the assembled can-fans dug into a cake fashioned in the likeness of – what else – an aluminum Coors beer can, and then toasted William’s bold gamble with – you guessed it – aluminum cans of Coors beer. More fitting tributes can hardly be imagined.

Metal-Cans-Aluminum-Containers“Aluminum can technology was a huge step forward,” says Krauss. “It took one man with the vision to see that aluminum cans were worthwhile.”

Badger from Another Planet

UW-Badgers-fanThe man’s license said he was from Wisconsin,
but all other signs pointed to someplace farther out there. Like maybe Neptune.
Pulled over at County Road 73 and Brook Forest long past midnight, the
purported Cheese-Head smelled like Milwaukee and talked like Racine. When asked
to produce registration and proof of insurance, he handed over a laminated map
of Denver. Twice. He offered several conflicting versions of his current address,
and when asked if he was carrying anything dangerous said “I’m a doper, not a
smoker.” Several times. On the long road to the calaboose, the man alternately
sang along with the radio, told sad stories, and excitedly declared “Holy
Macaroli! I’ve been drinking!” At one point, he asked the deputy how he drove
his “sleigh.” While that joke might have earned him big laughs in The Badger
State, in the Mile High one it earned charges ranging from failing to signal a
turn to driving while under the influence.

Dauntless Dog’s Deafening Derring-Do Delivers Dreadful Driver

Sammy3One of the advantages of living high among the hills south of Evergreen is the quiet. A creature of habit, Jim Samuelson rose early on Apr. 4, and went downstairs to relax and wake up easy in the pre-dawn hush. Or he tried to, anyway.

“The dog started barking and he wouldn’t leave me alone,” Jim says. “He started barking at the window, then he’d run back and bark at me, and back and forth and back and forth, just staring at me like he was trying to tell me something and barking like crazy.”

It was about 7:15 a.m., and Jim wasn’t interested in chasing down phantoms. He and his wife, Connie, occupy two wooded acres far up a maze of switchback roads that see more natural traffic than the human kind, and their dog, Sammy, a smallish brown and black fellow of no identifiable age or lineage, can usually find something in the neighborhood worth yapping at. On that cool Wednesday morning, however, something in Sammy’s voice, his eyes, his urgency, moved Jim to action.

“He was really agitated,” Jim says. “He always knows when something’s wrong.”

If Sammy is especially protective of his comfortable household and quick to note anything amiss within that happy sphere, it’s probably because he used to be on the outside looking in. The Samuelsons met Sammy in 2002 under what qualify as extraordinary circumstances.

“We were living in San Jose, Calif., and at about 11 o’clock, one night, we heard an explosion outside,” Jim recalls. “We went outside to see what it was, but all we saw was this little dog in the street who was obviously terrified. We calmed him down and went back inside, and then there was another explosion. It turns out one of the neighbors was throwing fire bombs at his wife’s car, or something. Anyway, we took the little dog inside with us.”

After a week of steady trying, the Samuelsons located the pup’s nominal owners, a free-spirited and not particularly dog-ready young couple who willingly turned their sometimes-pet over to Jim and Connie. Ever since then, Sammy’s been repaying the Samuelson’s kindness with the only gifts available to his kind – unshakable love, steadfast loyalty and, above all, eternal vigilance.

“If we lock the cat out at night, he’ll bark at the door until we take care of the problem,” Jim says. “On that morning, when he started running up and down the stairs I knew that something must be going on.”

Half expecting to surprise a sleepy fox or a raccoon on his way to some mischief, Jim stepped out the front door and looked around. Houses are far between on Falcon Ridge Drive, and at first he saw only trees and shadows and the eastern horizon just beginning to smolder. Then, making his way farther toward the road, he discovered that something was most definitely going on.

“I looked down the road and saw a big boulder lying in the street, and then I saw an upside-down SUV on the edge of the road with its lights on. It was clear that Sammy had heard the crash.”

Jim hurried to the stricken vehicle, apprehensive but resolute. The vehicle’s turn signal blinked a steady, silent orange halo onto the road’s rough surface and the radio sent quiet voices into the chill air. And that was all.

“There was nobody in the car. I could see that it had rolled down the hill from the switchback above my house, about 60 feet. From where it landed I could see the switchback below, and there was a man lying in the road 60 feet farther down.”

After failing to raise anyone at a nearby house, Jim raced home to call 911 and grab an armload of blankets. At 7:30, just minutes before sunup, he knelt beside the fallen man. It was his neighbor, 37-year-old Robert Ryan.

“I know him, but his face was covered with blood and I never recognized him,” Jim says. “I waited with him until the paramedics and police came, and then I waited until they all left. There aren’t a lot of people on our road, and it was at least 30 or 40 minutes before another car came by. If Sammy hadn’t heard him, he could have been laying there a long time.”

But Sammy did hear him, and Ryan may well be alive today because of it.

Jim quickly surmised what authorities later concluded – that Ryan’s vehicle plunged down from the first switchback and came to rest at the edge of the road in front of the Samuelson’s house. Probably injured and certainly dazed, Ryan crawled out of his battered car through the passenger-side window, unaware in the darkness that another sheer cliff yawned below. His second fall was, in all likelihood, the most terrible.

Robert’s wife, Kristal, is thankful for many things. She’s thankful that her husband is a fanatic about wearing a seat belt, a quality she believes helped him survive the ordeal. And she’s thankful that, despite suffering a major skull fracture and serious brain injuries, Robert is doing remarkably well.

“He’s awake, eating, talking, walking and taking showers by himself,” Kristal says. “It’s tricky with brain injuries, but he’s back to calling me a hundred times a day like he used to, so that’s a good sign.”

And she’s thankful for a caring neighbor who stepped up to help Robert and kept right on helping.

“Jim drove me down to the hospital and stayed with me that whole day. I can’t thank him enough.”

And she’s really, really thankful for one on-the-ball dog named Sammy, a 20-pound mutt with sharp ears and the heart of a lion.

“How do you thank somebody who saved your husband’s life?” Kristal asks. “I think I’m going to buy him a day at a doggie-spa. And I hope he keeps barking like crazy and being the fantastic dog he is.”

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Student Loan Crisis Explained

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A posh and privileged life he saw

Expounding on the points of law

          Assuming Duke’s tuition could be met

Alas! The ivied halls he sought

Could not by common folk be bought

          Without pre-emptive social safety net

 

He confidently went online

Low-interest loans flowed there like wine

          A boon afloat on public subsidies

With other peoples’ cash he got

A first-class sheepskin, piping hot

          And started banking hefty legal fees

 

A happy man he should have been

Instead he started wailing when

          The thoughtless lender mentioned his arrears

‘An outrage, this!’ he told the press

‘The terms I signed will leave me less

          Affluent than a portion of my peers!’

 

‘You see, the mortgage I can get

While burdened by this unjust debt

          Does not befit a person of my class

Where colleagues can luxuriate

Behind a stately enclave gate

          Suburban doldrums are my sorry pass’

 

‘Strike down this inequality!

This fiscal criminality!

          Restore me to the station that’s my due

In this great land, this sin can’t stand

Expunge this foul three hundred grand!

          You know that I would do the same for you’

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She craved a calling medical

Well-compensated, vertical

          and set her sights on Stanford in the fall

It cost ten-fold state school amounts

Too rich for middle-class accounts!

          Wherever would she find the wherewithal?

 

With but a word to Sallie Mae

Tuition bills just went away

          A bounty guaranteed by Uncle Sam

Diploma tightly in her grip

She took a research fellowship

          And bought a shiny Lexus for the glam

 

But if her dreams had all come true

That sweet success was tinged with blue

          Each time she got a hated invoice page

‘I’ve worked so hard to reach this crown

And now they want to pull me down

          By bleeding me of fair and honest wage!’

 

‘With every month’s loan payment sent

I must neglect retirement

          Delay long-nurtured plans for idleness

The interest I’m depending on

To fund a villa on St. John

          Is not accruing with sufficient zest’

 

‘Those piles of dough I freely took?

Just numbers in a ledger book!

          Let dry accountants balance them at will

Call off your bloodhounds, Sallie Mae

And let a grateful nation pay

          This fine physician’s fancy college bill’

 

O pity you, these victims who
Do owe their rosy prospects to
          Plain working stiffs who live from check to check
If they cannot have parity
With everyone of like degree
          American ideals are naught but dreck

 

If paying back the dough you owe
Is well and good for Average Joe
          Who’ll own the minivan in four more years
The products of diploma mills
Prefer a better class of bills
          Can’t you let them off the hook, poor dears?

 

Yes times are tough in Palestine
Detroit is mostly fit for swine
          The deficit grows larger by the day
But if we don’t at once atone
To those we’ve wronged by student loan
          The crisis won’t shut up and go away

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Silver Plume Mountain

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At the time, it all seemed so simple. So natural. So inevitable. How did we manage to miss Silver Plume Mountain all these years?

Most people fleeing the dusty and dissipated plains don’t exit I-70 shy of Summit County, and them what do almost never take Exit 226.

Morons.

Clear Creek is definitely my favorite county, and Silver Plume is without question my favorite part of it. Seeping history and mystery from every 140-year-old plank and paver, Silver Plume is a ghost town along Casper lines – a little friendly, a little retiring, a little doughy, and, if you want to know the truth, and if I can be trusted to tell the truth, which is no simple question, a little needy. Still, little Silver Plume goes out of its way to please, and I go out of my way to be pleased, so it was fitting and proper when, one bright morning in early June, me and Iron B took advantage of Main Street’s semi-ample on-street parking and prepared to tackle the 7:30.

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I can see by your familiar vacant expression that elaboration is necessary. Back in the 1880’s, Silver Plume was awash in gold and grit, and the thickly-perforated hillside at its back featured a solid dozen busy hard-rock mines employing an ethnically diverse army of hard-rock miners who spent long days spitting fist-sized nuggets down on the rooftops below and quiet evenings failing to apply themselves in ESL classes at the guild hall. Those working major bores like the Pelican and the Drift were required by management to punch in each morning by 7 o’clock. Thanks to the enlightened, or possibly apathetic, leadership of its co-owner and superintendent Clifford Griffin – a Limey, if it matters, and I think it does – those working the 7:30 Mine were granted a half-hour’s grace.

If you’re wondering why I would waste a precious portion of my limited consciousness relating that seemingly insignificant scrap of historical trivia, it’s because I care deeply about your psychological wellness. We’re in for a rough ride this morning, and it’s my hope that possessing some small personal insight into Griffin’s character will help soften the emotional traumas that lie ahead. Courage, Camille!

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The trailhead is very well-marked when you’re standing in front of it. To achieve that advantageous position, saunter east through downtown and hang a Louie on Silver Street. When you run out of Silver Street, heave to starboard and behold. In point of fact, the 7:30 Mine Trail is actually the ancient 7:30 Mine Road, a steeply artifact laboriously carved, stacked, hammered and willed into the sheer mountainside. Completed in 1872 by the Brown and Republican Mountain Wagon Road Company, the precipitous toll-way served a half-dozen of Silver Plume’s most prosperous mines, and the last stop on the line was the 7:30. The trail sets out from 9,100 feet on a relentless climb through Clear Creek County’s golden age.

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On every side rest half-buried vestiges of industry, rusting reminders that the Valley of Clear Creek once figured large on the national economy. Jumbled fans of tailings sweep down across the trail, and flowing pipes jutting from the dense brush still drain deep shafts whose entrances have been lost to human memory for a hundred years. And beware! Long-stilled tram cables stretching across the path present rocket-propelled hikers with a very real threat of decapitation.

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 Just so you know, I’ve done the 7:30 trail at least a dozen times. It’s my favorite trail in my favorite town in my favorite county because it unstintingly provides everything I want from a hike. Besides an unmatched catalog of Centennial State history and dense aspen stands, the vistas available from its sometimes-precarious trace can stand toe-to-toe with any in the Rockies. And, if you go in Spring, and I make a point of it, the way is refreshingly replete with water, crystal clear run-off trickling, chuckling, splashing and glittering all about and, at many points and for considerable stretches, directly under foot. But best of all, the 7:30 has the Clifford Griffin Memorial, and I must now ask that you bestir yourself long enough to retrieve a box of facial tissues before continuing.

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We lit out at 8:30, climbing steadily through four switchbacks, one stream crossing, several lunar landscapes of processed rock, and eye-pleasing legions of aspen and bristlecone, always tending strongly toward the West. At places the antique roadway has crumbled into rubble and collapsed down the hillside, leaving uncomfortably vertical scallops in the mountain wall that can only be traversed along extremely narrow, white-knuckle tracks beaten across loose scree by the misguided feet of hikers goaded into foolish risk by people holding large insurance policies on their persons with double-indemnity clauses guaranteeing a lifetime of financial independence in the case of accidental death.

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You come even with Clifford’s lonesome cenotaph 1.8 miles along and 1,180 feet above. To pay your respects intimately, a small cairn opposite a gated shaft is the only clue you’ll have to the monument’s access. The way is short, and bouldery, and dumps out on a high shelf far above the interstate. Time has been stern toward the stout granite monolith, but discerning eyes can still read Clifford’s nicely formal ciao-for-now more than 125 years later.

 

Clifford Griffin

Son of Alfred Griffin Esq of

Brand Hall, Shropshire, England

Born July 2, 1847

Died June 19, 1887

And in Consideration of his Own Request

Buried Near this Spot

 

Legend has it that Clifford, desolated by his lady-love’s callous indifference, spent most of that warm July evening atop the rocky prominence, sawing sorrowfully away on his violin and contemplating the heart’s terrible fragility. Then he shot himself in the pinto-bean with a .38 caliber revolver. The good people of Silver Plume will tell you that sometimes of a warm summer night the mournful strains of Clifford’s violin can be heard echoing softly down the canyon. Of course, there’s not a lot to do in Silver Plume of a warm summer night except drink, and consequently they tend to say a lot of things that defy empirical review.

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The 7:30 Trail ends maybe a few hundred yards up farther along amid a litter of rusting boilers, tumbled structures and tetanus. The humble wreckage of the once-prosperous 7:30 Mine had always been sufficient reward for me in the past, but not now. Brown Creek washes through the gulch from higher parts, and if we wanted to plumb Silver Plume Mountain’s secrets we would have to follow it to its source. On a topographical map it’s an unremarkable two inches of crisp, clean, water-repellent paper. A cake-walk, surely, with but a single barrier to success.

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Immediately adjacent the 7:30, the way is barred by a picturesque waterfall that, in season, is swollen with ice-cold snowmelt and hot malice toward all who go upon two legs. Iron B and me go upon two legs, and weren’t looking for trouble, but we had a job to do. Peering ahead and attempting to divine the trail’s character above the falls, it seemed to my hopeful eye that the gulch opens into a broad and gentle way just ahead, and I announced that conclusion with completely unwarranted certainty. A modern Lancelot, I allowed Iron B to precede me, and she quickly – and, I think, too harshly – disabused me of my innocent misapprehensions.

“Wrong again, Nimrod!” she shouted. “It gets worse! A lot worse! We have to cross over!”

Crossing over Brown Creek was precisely what I’d been hoping to avoid. On the other hand, I knew only too well that if Iron B wasn’t interested in pursuing the east bank, I wouldn’t be, either. I clambered up to her precarious perch above the falls and quickly deduced that the crossing would be several times more difficult from that location than the same maneuver just below at the 7:30.

“I didn’t say you should come up here,” she smirked.

Yeah, thanks B. We managed to get across the creek with only a thorough soaking, and bulldozed through the dense vegetation on the west side to discover a trail heading in our direction.

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I call it a trail because I don’t know what else to call it. It was, for the most part, indistinguishable from Brown Gulch’s steep and thickly forested walls. It was, more than anything, the hollow promise of a trail, composed mostly of intermittent traces inscribed by lost hikers whose bleached bones must have long ago been swept into oblivion by the remorseless cataract sharing its knife-edged bed. It was, for more than half a mile, a close and noisy horror without a square foot of level relief to its credit, a nasty and precipitous track less interested in providing access to the mountains than in spilling everything upon it into the roaring creek.

11“This is kind of cool, isn’t it?” said Iron B, giving no thought to how our words can affect those around us. “Real bushwhack-y.”

            It was a long 45 minutes, I can tell you, and a desperate six-tenths of a mile. If there’s a moral to this story, and I think we both know you could stand to absorb a few morals, it’s that if you can’t find a single word on a mountain’s approach in all the vast informational landfill that is the Internet, there’s probably a good reason for it, and you might want to pick another mountain.

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We eventually, and thankfully, rose up out of the woods like Lazarus from his grave and stepped into a great shaven bowl rimmed by 210 degrees of sheer majesty.

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This, at last, was the hike I’d signed on for. The faux-trail vanishes about two steps beyond the last stunted pine, so you can pretty much pick your route thither. We took a hard left and started climbing.

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 The last mile of Silver Plume Mountain is a pretty straight-forward tundra-walk up the peak’s broad eastern shoulder. Smooth as green velvet, mild of grade and hospitably inclined, it’s fit recompense for the heavy toll paid back in the gulch.

As it happened, no sooner did we break out under blue skies than those skies began filling with dark clouds and menace. I barely noticed. I was just glad to have friendly ground back under foot.

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We topped out at 10:55 and 12,477 feet amid spitting snow and the grumble of distant thunder. Due east, 12,386-foot Republican Mountain presents a dignified profile. To the north, un-ranked Sherman Mountain, 12,287, offers an easily plucked 107 feet of prominence. Hard-by on the West, the imposing bulk of 13,641-foot Bard Peak dwarfs everything else in the vicinity. And, off south-a-ways, the whole of the Front Range from Mount Evans to Loveland Pass stretches out before you like a Motel 6 landscape painting.

 

Agopus leucura "White-tailed Ptarmigan

Agopus leucura “White-tailed Ptarmigan

Curiously enough, in the case of Silver Plume Mountain, “X” actually does mark the spot, with a Chi-shaped jumble of native granite occupying the mountain’s wide, bald pate. A long scythe of gentle ridgeline connects Silver Plume, Sherman and Republican, and Iron B and me had discussed the possibility of snapping up those two tempting prizes before heading down. In the event, however, worsening weather conditions and dreadful prospect of returning down Brown Gulch in rain made the decision for us. We started down.

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 It is my good and right and commendable policy to present these thrilling accounts in as true and unvarnished a manner as possible, or at least those parts of them that can be easily corroborated. In that laudable spirit of conditional Glasnost, and before the gloating Iron B has a chance to, I will courageously divulge to you that I took a pretty good spill at the top of the gulch. For a fearless and free-wheeling adventurer such as I, the occasional oopsy is all in a brave day’s work, but this was a bit more awkward. While navigating the 45-degree track just within the gulch’s choking grip, I sat down, suddenly and without ceremony, my full and considerable weight applying directly onto my right foot, which was tucked underneath and pointing behind me at the time, nearly tumbling into white pandemonium of Brown Creek in the process 

 If there is any place further removed from human commerce, or less convenient to a medivac landing site, than the tip- top of Brown Gulch, I haven’t been there. I imagined nursing a broken ankle for 24 hours while mocking rescuers tried to devise a way to get me back to civilized parts, and Iron B did nothing to allay my anxieties. Fortunately, and in testament to my superb physical condition and Olympian resolve, I was able to creep, hobble and whine my way back down the 2.3 miles to the antique Town of Silver Plume in a mere two and a half hours. Never has a $15 Walmart hiking pole been used more gratefully, or been put to such noble purpose.

Ranunculus adoneus   "Alpine buttercup"

Ranunculus adoneus “Alpine buttercup”

However it ended, Silver Plume Mountain was a good hike, if one takes “good” to mean “not fatal.” For the most part, I enjoyed it, if one takes “enjoyed it” to mean “was not utterly wretched for a statistically significant percentage of it.”

And, as an homage to my favorite town in my favorite county, it simply had to be done.

But I won’t do it again.

 I’ll still visit with Clifford every now and then, particularly in autumn when the hillsides once more flow with gold. I’ll still stop for a pastie at the Silver Plume Tea Room, and pick up an apple-walnut pie while I’m at it. And I’ll still look up toward that big granite X and brag about the most miserable .6-mile I ever knew. But it’s plain to me that Silver Plume Mountain, a modest summit resting quietly between more flamboyant neighbors, doesn’t really want to be climbed.

Iron B thinks I’m crazy, but she also listens to books on tape, so her opinions can be safely discounted.

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