A Tip o’ the Capulet

Juliet called the carabanieri in distress. She’d gotten into a fight with Romeo, her unofficial beloved of some two years, and now feared lest he was running rampant about her compartments, despoiling her cherished possessions and terrorizing her darling pets. Would a carabaniere be so kind as to escort her back to their once-happy nest and help end the lovers’ quarrel? A carabaniere would, but first wanted to know what had roused Romeo’s darker passions in the first place. “He lied to me,” Juliet lamented. Turns out she’d found Romeo’s former consort’s phone number “hidden deep inside his cell phone,” and he didn’t appreciate being called onto the carpet about it. After fortifying himself with deep draughts of ale, Romeo began explaining to Juliet exactly why “everything is your fault,” which is when Juliet decided to enlist a knight to champion her cause. Arriving on the doorstep at about 9 p.m., that JCSO knight found Romeo welcoming, gracious, even ebullient  ‘Tis true, Romeo said, that his and Juliet’s stars were a bit crossed, lately, but her belongings remain whole and un-besmirched, and her darling pets have never been more content. Alas, the law holds no sway over crimes of the heart, and as Romeo bid the courtly constable a cordial buona sera, Juliet retired to await the dawn in the parlor of a bosom companion.

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In the old days they’d have had to shoot it

A woman on South End Road called for a badge at about 1:45 a.m. on July 5 after mixing it up with a neighbor. According to her statement, she’d been snug abed when, at about 1:30, she heard a loud noise outside and rose to discover her rocking horse apparently run over and lying in the driveway behind her car, and her neighbor and his friend walking away from his car. She inquired as to why he’d run down her rocking horse, but he merely laughed and retired to his apartment, directly above her own. Angered, she intended to drive over to her mom’s house, but said that as she started to leave the two men came out and started banging on her hood. Startled, she “bumped” the rocking horse with her car, then ran back inside and called the cops. For his part, the neighbor denied hitting the toy horse or pounding on the woman’s car, but both he and his friend clearly recalled seeing their accuser back into the plastic pony, run over a child seat lying nearby and yell at a neighbor who imprudently came out to see what all the ruckus was about. At first, the woman told the officer, she’d merely wanted him to compel her neighbor to apologize. Upon reflection, however, she’d decided that he should make two girls staying the night at the man’s apartment go home. Alas, the deputy explained, as far as he could tell no crime had been committed, leaving him no grounds to make anybody go anywhere. Fortunately, the woman and her family are moving soon, and all parties said they’d try to get along till then.

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Moving On

New Horizons

While Evergreen Newspaper journalists Bonnie Benjamin-Skopinski and Nancy Hull cheerfully prepare for exciting new careers, their friends and colleagues gird themselves for the dismal prospect of empty desks and comrades truly missed.

“I think what I’ll miss most about Bunny is her excellent writing posture,” said Chris Ferguson, his voice husky with emotion. “There’s going to be a lot of young cub reporters coming through here who’ll never have the chance to see her sit…sit there…typing so…vertically.” Overwhelmed by his feelings, Ferguson buried his face in his hands and wept.

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A silver lining

“I haven’t been here as long as some, but I feel like Nancy was – in a real way – my rock, my sensei,” said Jeffco reporter Heath Urie, wiping tears on his sleeve and digging through Nancy’s desk at the Columbine office looking for useful office supplies. “Does her chair look more comfortable than mine? I think it looks more comfortable than mine.”

“It’ll be a bummer without Bonnie,” said Nick King, photo editor for Evergreen Newspapers. “I’ve gotten so used to sharing hip-hop downloads with her, and Bonnie’s turned me on to some very fly rap artists. Often, we’d sing along together in the office, jiving to the jungle beat and driving Brian crazy. I guess those happy times are gone for good, now.”

“As a reporter, as a coworker, and as a friend of the earth, Nancy has many strengths,” Logo-USCC-BPI-compostablesaid Clear Creek Courant editor Meghan Murphy, lounging slothfully in her Idaho Springs office. “If I had to pick her best feature, it would be her almost total biodegradability. From top to bottom, Nancy’s organic. I wish more people shared her commitment to the environment.”

 

“Bonnie’s more than a great reporter,” explained news editor Noelle Leavitt, softly petting the cheap formica desktop where so many of Bonnie’s powerful stories were created. “She was like a 24-hour-a-day podcast that never needed refreshing. I’ll always be grateful to her for introducing me to the world of Internet journalism.”

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Cherished memories

“I guess what I admire most about Bonnie is how she used to travel through the woods wearing that striking leather mini-skirt, stopping at every village she came to and fighting for the common people against robbers and corrupt officials.” As she spoke, High Timber Times reporter Pamela Lawson paged through one of nearly a dozen tear-stained photo-albums she’s compiled showing Bonnie in every aspect – at work, shopping for groceries, in her hockey uniform, walking her dogs – pictures that Pamela spent three years surreptitiously gathering and that are all she has now by which to remember her colleague. 

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A memento

 

“I think I speak for everyone in the Columbine office when I say that Nancy was a very neat dresser, but if Heath thinks he’s getting her chair, he’s dreaming,” sobbed sports editor Dan Johnson, attaching initialed sticky notes to everything from plastic filers to Nancy’s Tri-Delt photograph. “Does she have a stapler? Because I could use a new stapler.”

Dinner and a Movie

Festering frustrations and flying food brought a sheriff’s deputy to a Kingsbury Road duplex on the evening of July 1. According to the man on the ground floor, the guy upstairs had been a fly in his chowder ever since moving in four months ago. Upon hearing the top-floor man return home earlier that afternoon, the first-story fellow headed for the patio with his video camera hoping to film his adversary during an un-neighborly moment. Imagine his chagrin when – without any provocation at all, mind you – hot entree and cold beverage came raining down from the deck above, nearly soiling his shirt and fouling his lens. In his defense, the accused supper-slinger said he’d merely stepped outside to dine al fresco and, startled by the sight of a camera pointing up at him from below, accidentally dropped his dinner. Eager to put a lid on the simmering hostilities, the landlord dropped by and offered to let the second-story man out of his 1-year lease, and the earlier the better. Having perhaps lost his appetite for conflict, the tenant agreed to vacate the premises by the end of August. Although no charges were filed, nobody went to bed hungry for justice.

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‘Anything we can do to help’…

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From little acorns mighty oaks do grow.

 

 

 

Just a week before, a motorcycle rally from Littleton to Bailey to benefit victims of the terrifying assault that occurred Sep. 27, 2006, at Platte Canyon High School was just a hopeful posting on a high-country electronic message board. By Saturday, it was a thundering ribbon of steel connecting mountain and plain and two disparate communities forever united by loss.

The horrific attack on Platte Canyon High School that ended with the murder of 16-year-old Emily Keyes left the small mountain town of Bailey reeling. Like many of his neighbors, Bailey resident Dan Patino felt angry, heartbroken and desperate to do something – anything – to assist the victims and their families. Because fresh air and distance help him think, Patino got on his motorcycle and took a long ride, at the end of which he went online.

IMG_0755“I was surfing Pine-Cam when I saw Dan’s post,” said Donna Sue DeLisle of Woodside. “He needed people to help him pull together a benefit ride from Columbine High School to Platte Canyon, and I wrote back that I’ve done food drives for the fire department and I’ve been pretty good at organizing things. Then I just jumped in and started helping, then other Pine-Cammers jumped in and started helping, and then we went from the swimming pool to the ocean.”

School authorities high and low immediately promised their unflinching support for the project, DeLisle said, and police and fire departments across the front range quickly followed suit. Word spread through Colorado’s biker community like wildfire DeLisle’s inbox was soon jammed with registration requests. “I answered over 3,000 e-mails in six days,” she said. “We never expected anything like the response we got.”

IMG_0753To participate, bikers were asked to contribute to either the “I Love U Guys” Emily Keyes Memorial Fund at any Citywide bank or the Columbine to Canyon Account at any Bank of the West location, with all receipts going to aid Platte Canyon victims. In exchange for their financial and physical support, small-town hospitality demanded that the guests be rewarded with something solid and restorative on arrival.

“Somebody in Pine Junction offered 2,000 breakfast items, and boy scouts troops from all over said they’d bring hot dogs,” DeLisle said. “And I had every kid in Bailey and their mom baking for all they’re worth.”

IMG_0537By Wednesday, local radio stations had picked up the story and offers of support poured in from around the state. A Pueblo business pledged enough soda pop to quench 4,000 parched throats, an outfit in Lake Wellington promised 1,000 pounds of ice, and one downstream woman with a mobile lunch wagon put up 250 sloppy joes.

“People just started coming out of the woodwork,” said Trina Scherr, the Bailey resident tapped as the event’s catering coordinator. “I got people bringing pizza, burritos, soft pretzels, you name it, and it’s all donated. This whole thing is completely volunteer, so every penny goes to the girls and their families.”

On Saturday morning, riders started arriving at Columbine High School at shortly before 10 o’clock, a trickle that quickly became a flood. By 10:30, the right lane of south-bound Pierce Street was a solid line of rumbling metal waiting to file into the school’s sprawling main parking lot which, by 11:00, had become a continuous sea of chrome and leather and generous spirit.

IMG_0544Pink was Emily’s favorite color, and many bikes flew small pink flags maybe 6 inches square. Carefully and colorfully hand-decorated, each was created by a Columbine student to carry a message of comfort to their grieving counterparts in Park County.

Biding their time next to a gleaming Honda BTX 1800 sporting a flag reading “Random Acts of Kindness,” Bea Green and Daniel Rakes motored down from Evergreen to lend their wheels to the cause. “We heard about this on KHOW and wanted to help out,” Green said, watching with some amazement as the last square feet of blacktop disappeared beneath the fat tires and booted feet of bikers from Cheyenne to Santa Fe and every city, town and hamlet in between. “Emily’s family – all those families – deserve our support. We believe in the Emily fund and everything it stands for.”

IMG_0571H-hour for the Columbine to Canyon Ride – or “Emily’s Parade,” as many preferred to call it – was high noon, by which time nearly every parking space at the high school and in the entire eastern half of adjacent Clement Park was packed fork-to-fender with shiny roadware and eager riders. Words of thanks were spoken; balloons released; a favorite song of Emily’s played. Then, led by Park County Sheriff Fred Wegener, an estimated 5,000 Harleys, Hondas and assorted custom choppers roared to life and formed a solid column, two abreast, headed west.

The afternoon’s good purpose aside, Saturday was a splendid day for a spin up Highway 285. Dressed in autumn gold, aspen and cottonwoods stood out in brilliant contrast to the dark pines covering both sides of Turkey Creek Canyon, and unseasonably warm temperatures prompted many riders to shed their heavier gear.

IMG_0628Beyond Conifer, the rally passed small groups of people seated in folding chairs on the shoulder and whole families standing in the backs of pickup trucks festooned with pink ribbons. Young and old, they were stationed along the highway to greet the bikers, and every one held a sign that said, in one way or another, thanks for coming. South of Pine Junction, pink ribbons fluttered from virtually every sign, post and rail along the route and, at the bottom of Crow Hill, residents of Bailey formed a waving, cheering line along the town’s short main street. Just in case someone in the long line of bikes felt inadequately welcomed, busy hands had transformed Platte Canyon High School into a perfect pink storm of balloons, ribbons and gratitude.

IMG_0598Platte Canyon is half the size of Columbine, with commensurate parking, so hundreds of bikes wound up arrayed around the school’s northern sporting field, putting those drivers in excellent position relative to the fantastic chow line assembled there. For an impromptu kitchen that was still adding menu items and staff as the first riders were cruising past Shaffer’s Crossing, the outdoor smorgasbord was a delicious testament to Bailey’s picnic know-how.

“We never expected anything like this,” DeLisle said. “It’s a miracle anything came together at all. Practically the whole community is volunteering to make this happen, and that says a lot about this town and these people.”

IMG_0703Near the end of the 30-yard wood-plank serving counter, Bailey volunteer Jenny Little was dishing savory pork ’n’ beans out of an industrial-sized pot. “I don’t have any idea who made them,” smiled Little, one of at least 100 local volunteers who kept the machine running smoothly. “They just gave me a ladle and put me here.”

A few feet away, Castle Rock businessman Guy Shingleton oversaw a huge convocation of propane grills where a half-dozen folks furiously flipped burgers and rolled frankfurters. “I’m a scout master, so I just brought up all of our cooking equipment to help them out,” he explained. “I also brought 2,500 hot dogs, but I don’t know where we got the 3,000 hamburger patties.” Not that he seemed inclined to care, busy as he was loading empty plates as they passed by.

IMG_0678“I can’t believe how the people in Bailey opened their hearts to welcome us,” said Pete Perez, standing in line with an empty plate and sampling the swift-approaching food-line with his nose. A Centennial resident, Perez didn’t drive his flaming yellow Yamaha V-Star trike all the way to Bailey for grub. “I wanted to show them that we’re all together in this – that they’re not alone.”

How many motorcycles is 5,000? The last bike rolled out of Columbine at 12:58. The head of the column entered Platte Canyon’s green valley at 1:02. For a long moment, that afternoon, an unbroken chain of growling metal and genuine empathy connected the two schools across 40 miles of mountain and forest, binding them together in common sorrow and shared hope. It will be days before the event’s final receipts are known, but the Columbine to Canyon Ride could easily realize tens of thousands of dollars that will do much to heal the wounds of Sept. 27.

“Ain’t no amount of money can replace what these people lost,” observed Mike Bevard, an Elizabeth resident who fully appreciated the importance of Emily’s Parade. “But anything we can do to help them, we’ll do.”

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