A local woman was “very upset” and “appalled” while driving north on Evergreen Parkway, but not for any of the normal reasons. She was tooling along near Brookline Road at about 2 p.m. when a white pickup truck approached. It contained two twenty-somethings who were furiously honking, presumably as a courtesy since there was a show coming. Turning to look, she was treated to a young man’s big white butt. That was clearly unacceptable behavior, she told deputies, because “a child could have been exposed to that big white butt.” She demanded to know how the officer planned to proceed. The officer proceeded to telephone the lunar delinquent at home and ask what – besides his big white butt – was up. “She cut us off,” he explained, “so we mooned her.” The deputy advised the lad to keep his cratered keester below the horizon from now on.