An alert citizen drew the attention of sheriff’s deputies to a bizarre cache left in Cub Creek Park.
In a group of three large pine trees about 100 feet from the parking area on County Road 73, at the base of the center tree, deputies found piled a blue-jean skirt, a pair of black, knee-high, patent-leather boots, a gold-colored woman’s tank-top and a pair of purple panties. A black plastic trash bag at the site contained a brown women’s blouse, a “large” black bra, brown plastic sunglasses, a brown wig, a purple lipstick and a container of cosmetic powder. Then things turned weird…er.
Included in the curious collection were two plastic grocery bags, together yielding three objects fashioned of an unknown substance fitting the general description of corn-biscuit dough. Based on their specific shape and physical dimensions, deputies speculated that two of the mysterious items were intended to be worn inside the “large” black bra, while characteristics of the third suggested a connection to the purple undergarment.
After searching the area and finding nothing else untoward, deputies booked the non-organic artifacts into the JCSO evidence locker and placed the corn-biscuit sculptures in frozen storage to prevent spoilage.