Coming abreast of a popular Main Street saloon at about 1 a.m., a deputy observed two men rolling around in the street in an undisciplined form of Greco-Roman wrestling. What could spark such unseasonable behavior? After hoisting a few with his “homies,” Beavis and some friends had been heading to another bar down the street when Butthead thoughtlessly remarked on how “gay” Beavis’s hat made him appear. A tepid melee of hard words and macho posing ensued, until Beavis noticed the JCSO cruiser approaching and perceived an opportunity to get in some quick licks on Butthead, knowing the officer would likely stop the fight before Butthead could recover his wits, such as they are. The plan worked to perfection, assuming the plan included Beavis getting cited for disturbing the peace.