Chretien de Troyes would have approved

When a woman who’d rented a truck from an Industrial Way business hadn’t returned the vehicle by the contracted date of June 30, the owner called to say that the truck was already re-rented and, if she didn’t have it back on site by 8 a.m. on July 1, there could be charges aplenty. Fortunately, the woman did return the truck by the stated time. Unfortunately, she brought along a chivalrous friend, who gallantly castigated the businessman, saying “that’s not how you treat a woman.” In response, the White Knight told deputies, the truck’s owner “got in my face,” though the altercation remained entirely verbal. Later, to deputies, Mr. Knight said that, as an MMA (Mixed Martial Artist), he could easily have cleaned the businessman’s clock, but chose not to. Before riding his steed into the sunset, Mr. Mixed closed his own account at the business, and the deputy closed the case. When contacted, the woman was matter-of-fact. “Bottom line, I misunderstood,” she said. “My time is valuable.”

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