Some folks don’t know a good thing when they see it. On the morning of June 17, a Forest States Road resident summoned deputies regarding a troublesome buildup of fireplace-ready wood on his property. According to his statement, his woody lot is shaped like a slice of pizza, and is fenced around except for at its cheesy, bite-able tip. Several times during the last three years, he groused, timber-faeries unknown have been cutting wood elsewhere and depositing the fuel on the unfenced point of his wedge. Just two days prior, for example, he’d found a large number of lodgepole pine logs between 10 feet and 20 feet in length piled there. After laboriously cutting them into fireplace-sized pieces, he’d thrown them away. The deputy volunteered to ask after the careless woodcutter around the neighborhood, but the complainant had no appetite for confrontation. He planned to install “No Trespassing” signs at the end of his slice, he explained, and continue paying exorbitant prices for natural gas.