CONIFER – On the evening of June 11, a very small rancher asked JCSO for help returning a very small animal to his very small spread. According to Ol’ MacDonald’s statement, his male pigmy goat fled the dell on June 9 and was recovered by an area couple later that same day. He knew that because the couple left him a phone message on June 9 requesting that he retrieve the brown and white vagrant forthwith, followed by another to the effect that they weren’t running a barnyard B&B and had farmed the furry fugitive out to a woman at an un-named local feed store. Unable to contact the critter’s reluctant rescuers regarding its precise whereabouts, JCSO left it up to the animal’s owner to find out who got his goat.