U.S. 285 – At least the stolen vehicle should be easy to spot in traffic. On the afternoon of May 21, a woman called JCSO dispatch to report the theft of an electric-blue Jeep with a neon-pink roll-bar and blazing orange seats and steering wheel. According to her statement, she’d parked the retina-searing prize near the top of her driveway – which opens onto U.S. Highway 285 – at about 4:30 p.m., only to discover it missing just five minutes later. Though she couldn’t provide the filched 4-by-4’s blue book value, the woman said she’d try to locate its VIN number. Until then, sheriff’s deputies should be on the lookout for (seriously) a 2007 Power Wheels Barbie Jeep.