Cruising home along Buffalo Park Road one evening, thrilling to the smooth flow of power supplied by her 8-cylinder, 385hp power-plant, a Three Sisters Circle resident’s ultimate driving experience was marred by a savage snowball attack. In her statement to JCSO, she described gliding past Alderfer/Three Sisters Open Space Park, her showroom-fresh 2008 Porsche Cayenne S purring like a contented tiger, when a pair of frozen white bullets came screaming in from the north and struck the $57,000 grocery-go-getter with brutal force. Although she didn’t actually see the projectiles being launched, she did spy a fleet male person wearing a “colorful short jacket, red and yellow, with an emblem on it,” racing up the hill into the park immediately following the attack. Observing the vehicle’s passenger-side mirror dangling from its wires and a deep, 3-inch scratch on the mirror housing, the investigating officer concluded that “suspects unknown, in the course of a single criminal episode, did unlawfully and knowingly damage the real and personal property of ” the unhappy motorist. The case remains in low gear pending further suspect information.